The rumors are true: Everyone in the military is sleeping with each other.

This week, the hilarious comedian Lucy Grebin joins Sophia and Kelsey to read as Aurora*, a twice-married 23-year-old who served as a medic in the Army. She’s got stories that include a family of Napoleon Dynamites, peeing on a guy’s windshield, and mommy issues during sex—tune in for a wild ride.

*Not Aurora’s real name, but definitely her real stories

Today’s episode includes …

00:25: Our guest: Lucy Grebin
01:12: The inherent embarrassment of having a boyfriend
08:38: Our business: “Aurora”
09:59: First Things First: “I was big on abstinence”
16:28: Worst Ex: “Sex under the sergeant’s desk”
39:22: Crazy Train: “He starts screaming, ‘Mom!’”
51:04: Best I Ever Had: “We met in jail”

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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Lucy Grebin
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.

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