What happens when your spouse suddenly loses interest in sex?

This week, the hilarious Brett Dodenhoff, cohost of the new podcast ‘Lust to Dust: My Horny Dead Dad,’ joins Sophia and Kelsey to talk about his late father’s sex memoir. He then reads as Frank*, a 58-year-old doctor who we can confidently diagnose as a wife guy. Listen in to hear his tales of horny orchestra students, sex after stitches, and encountering midlife asexuality.

*Not Frank’s real name, but definitely his real stories

Today’s episode includes …

00:26: Our guest: Brett Dodenhoff

07:13: The ineffective no-hookup rule

12:40: Our business: “Frank”

14:49: First Things First: “The violinist came on to me”

21:08: The One Who Got Away: “A fabulous, tumultuous month”

27:43: Cheater, Cheater: “The sex started disappearing”

42:50: Best I Ever Had: “I just about died”

46:09: Status Update: “Remember our old lives?”

54:47: Fuck-It List: “The embarrassed guy in the threesome”

57:49: Parting Shots: “It would open things up for me”

If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at [email protected].

Follow Brett on TikTok, IG, YouTube!

https://www.tiktok.com/@brettthelorax?lang=en

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Listen Brett’s podcast, ‘Lust to Dust: My Horny Dead Dad’

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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen

Guest: Brett Dodenhoff

Supervising producer: Justin Sayles

Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle

Video editing and production: Kayla Talley

Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle

Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris

Motion design: Skull Closet Studio

Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton

Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.

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It’s time to enter the sex dungeon.

This week, Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the amazing Annapurna Sriram: writer, director, and star of the new movie ‘Fucktoys’! She offers her insight as a trained dominatrix as she reads as Kyra*, an adventurous Jesus camp alum who’s a cunnilingus expert and has hooked up with celebs. Get ready to be serenaded by a pan flute and tune in.

*Not Kyra’s real name, but definitely her real stories.

Today’s episode includes …

00:25: Our guest: Annapurna Sriram

08:22: The eroticism of Irish dance

15:15: Our business: “Kyra”

18:16: First Things First: “Vaginas are intimidating”

25:16: Cheater, Cheater: “He was scrambling and lying”

51:06: The One Who Got Away: “I’ve seen a lot of dicks”

54:55: Fuck-It List: “Big Luke and Little Luke”

59:05: Best I Ever Had: “He still has my underwear”

1:07:19: Status Update: “We ran out of condoms”

If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at [email protected].

Follow Annapurna and ‘Fucktoys’ on IG!

https://www.instagram.com/missannapurna/

https://www.instagram.com/fucktoysthemovie/

Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen

Guest: Annapurna Sriram

Supervising producer: Justin Sayles

Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle

Video editing and production: Kayla Talley

Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle

Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris

Motion design: Skull Closet Studio

Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton

Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.

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"The Roster" With Sydney Kane

In which we learn about the world of “dollification.”

It’s the last week of Freaky February, and Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the great Sydney Kane: actor, singer, and creator of the musical comedy special ‘Wife Material.’ Sydney will be reading as Stella*, a 44-year-old research queen with an impressively organized sex life (complete with incredible nicknames for all her regular hookups). Tune in to hear tales of red rooms and iPad cheating from this hilarious sexpert.

*Not Stella’s real name, but definitely her real stories

Today’s episode includes …

00:18: Our guest: Sydney Kane
00:41: The woes of situationships
18:33: Our business: “Stella”
21:35: First Things First: “Varsity-level stuff”
25:12: Best I Ever Had: “Country Boy Toy”
32:18: Worst Ex: “I was dick-matized”
41:28: The One Who Got Away: “He matched my freak”
51:17: Places and Spaces: “We met between acts”
52:52: Red Flags: “It almost felt performative”
54:48: Circling Back: “He went to Sephora”
59:58: Status Update: “Monetize my horniness”

If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at ⁠[email protected]⁠.

Follow Sydney on IG and TikTok! ⁠https://www.instagram.com/sydneymorgankane/⁠ ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@sydneymorgankane⁠

Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Sydney Kane
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠⁠⁠⁠.

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We’re heading to the horniest department store in town.

It’s another edition of Freaky February, and Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the hilarious actor and comedian Avery McClure! Avery will be reading as Christy*, a 45-year-old mom whose stories include diapers, peacocks, and hooking up with coworkers (and their brothers). Find a comfy hay bale and tune in to a fun one.

*Not Christy’s real name, but definitely her real stories.

Today’s episode includes …

00:21: Our guest: Avery McClure

01:30: Being in love with your friends

13:19: Our business: “Christy”

16:05: First Things First: “Finally!”

18:40: Best I Ever Had: ”An unexpected threesome”

23:00: Worst Ex: “My other girlfriend”

30:39: The One Who Got Away: “He lived by a zoo”

36:24: Craziest Sex: “We called him Hot Jack”

38:57: Deal-Breakers: “He started talking baby talk”

43:25: Worst First Date: “Luckily, we drove two cars”

47:25: Do It Again?: “She looked like Baby Spice”

51:37: Fuck-It List: “I’m terrified”

54:36: Status Update: “He just washed my car”

If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at [email protected].

Follow Avery on IG and TikTok!

https://www.instagram.com/averymcclure0

https://www.tiktok.com/@averymcclure0

Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen

Guest: Avery McClure

Supervising producer: Justin Sayles

Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle

Video editing and production: Kayla Talley

Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle

Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris

Motion design: Skull Closet Studio

Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton

Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.

CONNECT

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Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen

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Genuine question: Can you invite people to an orgy on Partiful?
Freaky February continues with the great actor and comedian Mackinlee Waddell, who tells Sophia and Kelsey about her experience getting divorced before role-playing as Briauna.* Jump in to hear juicy stories about hookups in Iceland, surprise fisting, and finding your partner’s Bumble account.
*Briauna is not her real name, but these are definitely her real stories. (And yes, the spelling is discussed.)
Today’s episode includes …
00:23: Our guest: Mackinlee Waddell
00:39: Mackinlee opens up about her divorce
17:05: Our business: “Briauna”
21:08: Best I Ever Had: “I didn’t know I could do that”
28:36: Worst Ex: ”This kid called me ‘stepmom’”
36:15: The One Who Got Away: “It had to come to an end”
42:52: Deal-Breakers: “Your brain is still forming”
46:59: Never Again: “That was a little much”
51:33: This One Time When…: “He went off the deep end”
56:01: Status Update: “We’re gonna make it exclusive”
If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at [email protected].
Follow Mackinlee on IG!
https://www.instagram.com/mackinleew
Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Mackinlee Waddell
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.
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When the pussy so good he adjusted his whole moral compass…

The hilarious Tamara Yajia, author of ‘Cry For Me, Argentina: My Life as a Failed Child Star,’ has returned for Freaky February, in which Sophia and Kelsey are switching places! Tam will be reading as Catherine*, who tells us about her torrid romances involving Holy Thursday sex, LARPing, and a whole lot of fringe.

*As always, Catherine is not her real name, but these are definitely her real stories

Today’s episode includes …

00:22 Our guest: Tamara Yajia
08:02: Welcome to Freaky February!
10:13: Our business: “Catherine”
13:36: First Things First: “I can’t die a virgin”
35:18: Best I Ever Had: ”The chemistry was 11/10”
44:12: Worst Ex: “He stole my entire friend group”
49:52: The One Who Got Away: “Everything comes back to my high school ex”
54:27: Cheater, Cheater: “Complete brain memory wipe”
1:00:36: Worst First Date: “Mario Kart–type racing”
1:06:37: Status Update: “Did a little witchy spell”

If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at [email protected].

Follow Tam on IG!
https://www.instagram.com/tamarayajia

Buy Tam’s book, ‘Cry For Me, Argentina: My Life as a Failed Child Star’
https://a.co/d/7bHd9LJ

Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Tamara Yajia
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.

CONNECT
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Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen
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A dispatch from the college dorm’s lesbian floor.

This week, Sophia and Kelsey welcome the hilarious comedian Skyler Higley, a writer for the Oscars and Kelsey’s former high school classmate! He’ll be reading as Mira*, a cool Los Angeleno with endless charisma (and zingers). Tune in to hear a fun one about an unfortunate-smelling roommate, doing homework for a crush, and a sexual encounter on a pile of coats.

(*Not Mira’s real name, but definitely her real stories.)

Today’s episode includes …

00:27: Our guest: Skyler Higley
08:42: The perils of cuddling
19:49: Our business: “Mira”
25:44: First Things First: “She was very … weathered”
33:51: Worst Ex: “It was such a dumbass reaction”
1:00:22 The One Who Got Away: “I was feeling so swaggy”
1:05:12: Six-and-a-Half-Year Relationship: “We had no shame”
1:13:40: Best I Ever Had: “A lot of public sex”
1:19:01: Status Update: “She might be with gym girl right now”

If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at [email protected].

Follow Skyler on IG and X!
https://www.instagram.com/skylerhigley/
https://x.com/skyler_higley?lang=en

Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Skyler Higley
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton

Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.

CONNECT
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TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod
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Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠
Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen
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In which we analyze the psychological appeal of secret sex.

This week, Sophia and Kelsey introduce us to the very endearing (and very horny) Mason*, a sweet San Diegan who’s open to just about anything. Reading as Mason is the great Holly Solem: ‘Playgirl’ columnist, host of Manthropology TV, and author of HollyWould. Jump in to hear Mason tell us about his ex’s controlling family, a thorny love triangle, and sex solicitations on the Whisper app.

*Not Mason’s real name, but definitely his real stories.

Today’s episode includes …

00:00: Some R&R gone wrong at the bar

07:16: Our guest: Holly Solem

15:41: Our business: “Mason”

17:55: First Things First: “The nice Christian girl wasn't as horny as I was”

24:12: Worst Ex: “She was fiery and exciting”

35:59: One Who Got Away: “We were both obsessed with the idea of non-monogamy"

51:01: Craziest Sex Stories: “I slept with as many people in San Diego as I could"

59:52: Best I Ever Had: “I'm a bottom"

1:01:48: Wife Guy: "I was really into moms"

1:06:22: Status Update: “About 98 percent monogamous”

If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at [email protected].

Follow Holly’s accounts on IG!

http://instagram.com/hollymsolem

http://instagram.com/manthropologytv

Check out her substack HollyWould!

https://hollywould.substack.com

Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen

Guest: Holly Solem

Supervising Producer: Justin Sayles

Additional Production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle

Video Editing and Production: Kayla Talley

Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle

Art Direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris

Motion Design: Skull Closet Studio

Additional Motion Design Support: Chris Calleton

Theme Song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.

CONNECT

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Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠

Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen⁠

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You’ll never look at Monster Energy cans the same way.

Get ready to meet Kennedy*, an L.A. gal with strong feelings on length vs. girth. And reading as Kennedy will be the incomparable Jodi Walker, host of We’re Obsessed on the Ringer Podcast Network. Join Jodi, Sophia, and Kelsey as they explore Kennedy’s wild tales about stagnant water, penis pumps, and one guy’s little-too-comfortable relationship with his stepsister.

(*As always, not her real name, but for sure her real stories.)

Today’s episode includes …

00:00: How tall is too tall? Asking for a friend.

06:09: Our guest: Jodi Walker

11:05: Our business: “Kennedy”

17:26: First Things First: “Kinda entered a blue-balls zone”

25:34: Worst Ex: “I love everything about you except the way you look”

36:31: One Who Got Away: “Super short corduroy shorts”

46:39: Craziest Sex Stories: “Too annoying for a threesome”

57:38: Best I Ever Had: “Stagnant water”

1:16:10: Status Update: “So I’ve taken a step back”

If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at [email protected].

Listen to Jodi on We’re Obsessed!

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Follow her on IG!

instagram.com/jodi_e_walker

Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen

Guest: Jodi Walker

Supervising producer: Justin Sayles

Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle

Video editing and production: Kayla Talley

Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle

Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris

Motion design: Skull Closet Studio

Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton

Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.

CONNECT

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TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod⁠

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Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠

Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen⁠

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Surprise group sex! The Torture Garden! A sweet man at the center of it all!

This week, we’ll meet Oliver*, a 50-year-old bloke from London with a fun past and hopefully fun future ahead of him. And reading as Oliver will be The Ringer’s Nora Princiotti, cohost of We’re Obsessed and Every Single Album. So cuff yourself to your chair and stay tuned, because it’s a fun one.

(*Not Oliver’s real name, but definitely his real stories.)

Today’s story includes …

00:00: The trouble with opening lines.
05:41: Our guest: Nora Princiotti
12:18: Our business: “Oliver”
15:58: First Things First: “Ridiculous screwball comedy stuff.”
20:53: Worst Ex: “The worst ex is my most recent ex.”
35:10: Cheater Cheater: “I found messages between the two of them.”
46:51: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do: “I thought from the beginning: This is a terrible idea.”
55:36: Craziest Hookup: “I had an accidental foursome.”
1:17:12: Status Update: “It’s going to be the first time I’ve lived on my own in 25 years.”

If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at [email protected].

Follow Nora on Instagram!
instagram.com/noraprinciotti

Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Nora Princiotti
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from http://premiumbeat.com.

CONNECT
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TikTok: tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod
Sophia's Twitter: x.com/1followernodad
Sophia's Instagram: instagram.com/sgbenoit
Kelsey's TikTok: tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen
Kelsey's Instagram: instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen

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