Get ready, we’re going to ShipRocked.

This week, Sophia and Kelsey welcome Tyler Bender, the hilarious comedian and host of ‘Tyler’s Kitschen’! Tyler is reading as Lindsey*, a cool 35-year-old divorcèe who tells us all about her toxic first husband. Join in to hear tales that include a cruise ship hookup, a best friend betrayal, and the most cursed proposal you could ever imagine.

*Not Lindsey’s real name, but definitely her real stories

Today’s episode includes …

00:28: Our guest: Tyler Bender
1:41: Unhinged social media comments
05:34: Our business: “Lindsey”
08:58: First Things First: “We fucked all the time”
21:28: The One Who Got Away: “He refers to me as his ‘white whale’”
32:03: Worst Ex: “He was up past his waist in mud”
56:03: Best I Ever Had: “I love a choking situation”
58:49: Current Situation: “The Separation Squad”

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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Tyler Bender
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.

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Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠http://tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen
Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠http://instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen

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