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One night after seeing the Rock Orchestra, Monster and Misses Monster load up the kiddos to go see Gabby’s Dollhouse LIVE. A little different vibe and atmosphere from most of Monster’s shows, but still worth talking about. Hey Monster! Welcome to the Dollhouse!

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A fan request puts the Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol album, Doom Wop, on the breakfast table to get the breakdown. As Monster tries to CHEW on this one, Danger shuts himself off in THE ROOM. Monster may be a SHOO-IN but Danger is stuck in THE BOG.

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What do you get when you mix hard rock songs with classical instrumentation and a musical theater attitude??? One Hell of a good time, that’s what! Monster, Misses Monster and friend of the show David all went and saw The Rock Orchestra perform by candlelight. Join Monster as he tells you all about it! 

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A fan request has put the Dance Gavin Dance 2022 album, Jackpot Juicer, on the breakfast table to get the breakdowns treatment.  Monster heard SYNERGY whispering from the walls, and Danger swore the voices were calling their names.  As CREAM OF THE CROP played softly in the distance, Danger realized Monster was no longer standing behind him.  During FOR THE JEERS, Monster noticed shadowy figures laughing from the tree line, though Danger insisted they weren’t human.  Monster read aloud the CURRENT EVENTS, but Danger only pretended to listen. Everyone at dinner said Monster and Danger were like TWO SECRET WEAPONS of holiday cheer.

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If you thought Monster was only a big nerd when it comes to music and horror;  you would be wrong! He’s also a big videogame nerd! Join Monster as he talks about some of his favorite videogame soundtracks as well as gives a few little bits of history and insight into the history of videogame music.  

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This week, TJ Nichols from The Ongoing Concept sits down at the breakfast table to talk about the 2019 album from Emarosa, Peach Club. TJ tries GIVIN' UP but Monster says "DON'T CRY". Monster sits down to be COMFORTABLE, he says he did it for the HELL OF IT. When he tries to GET BACK UP TJ tells him to WAIT, STAY.

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Join Monster as he gives he weighs in on the whole A.I. Music debate. Is it a fun new tool to help inspiring musicians? Is it the end of real music as we know it? Or is it somewhere in between? Listen as Monster gives his thoughts, and feel free to reach out and respond with yours!

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A fan request has brought the 2000 Relative Ash album, Our Time With You..., to the breakfast table. Danger does POUT a bit about having to break this one down. Monster doesn't exactly like this FLAVOR of sound but the boys find a way to BOUNCE. Monster does have GOOD FORM and Danger is CHARMED eventually. 

This is a family show so it just wouldn't be right for the kids to use SPERM or HYMEN in this description.

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Sam Rivers passed away Oct. 18, 2025 at the age of 48. He was the bass player for Limp Bizkit. Rivers was often overshadowed by the personas of his bandmates, but he was an incredible talent and an integral piece to the band. Join Monster as he reflects on his appreciation and memories of Sam Rivers. 

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Jaycee, the human behind Blank Era, thought that the 1995 debut album from Garbage should get he breakdowns treatment. Monster tells Jaycee to "FIX ME NOW" and Danger feels like a STUPID GIRL. After this episode, Jaycee takes a VOW to never come back but Danger and Monster had a good time with her on the show.

EDITORS NOTE: Danger's audio is garbage.

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