Breakdowns For Breakfast

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Monster thought it would be a good idea to put the 1994 Pantera album, Far Beyond Driven, on the breakfast table. Danger told Monster that STRENGTH BEYOND STRENGTH was more than a song—it was a way of life. Monster laughed when Danger cranked up BECOMING, saying it matched his mood perfectly. Monster warned Danger not to push too far, or he’d end up SHEDDING SKIN by the end of the night. As the speakers blasted 5 MINUTES ALONE, Danger and Monster stood in silence, letting the fury sink in.

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During the QOTSA episode with Sean from The Confused Breakfast, he mentioned that he wanted to hear our thoughts on Alive in the Catacombs. The same approach was given to Catacombs as Breakdowns. Take a listen and let us know what you think! 

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Sean Prior from The Confused Breakfast podcast joins Danger and Monster to talk about the 2007 album from Queens Of The Stone Age, Era Vulgaris. While Sean is TURNIN ON THE SCREW Monster is feeling SICK, SICK, SICK. Danger tries to SUTURE UP YOUR FUTURE and Monster almost drinks a glass of BATTERY ACID. Sean goes INTO THE HOLLOW ahead of Danger and Monster because they are stuck at the RIVER IN THE ROAD.

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If you were a Chistian kid in the 90’s/early 00’s, you were intimately familiar with the record label Tooth and Nail. Join Monster as he takes a trip down memory lane to discuss the history of Tooth and Nail Records and tells a few quick stories about some of the bands that either are, or were, Tooth and Nail bands over the years.   

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The 2000 album from The Juliana Theory, Emotion Is Dead, gets the breakdown treatment. This album takes the boys INTO THE DARK. Monster tells Danger "DON'T PUSH LOVE AWAY" and Danger asks Monster "IF I TOLD YOU THIS WAS KILLING ME, WOULD YOU STOP?". Danger and Monster think about renaming the show to SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT HERE.

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If you are the type to call yourself Jimmy Urine, write lyrics like those featured on Mindless Self Indulgence records and frequently engage in questionable behavior, you’re bound to attract some negative attention. However, there is a big difference between playful antics and the things Jimmy Urine has been accused of. Join Monster as he discusses the allegations and court case surrounding the MSI vocalist. Trigger warning: This one gets REAL gross. 

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BREAKDOWNS IS BACK!!!!

The first new episode back from a break, Monster brings the Mindless Self Indulgence album Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy To the Breakfast table for a Breakdown. CARISSA never explained it all—she just watched everything burn.  Danger stared into the mirror and saw GOLDEN I staring back.  Monster unraveled fast, straight into PLANET OF THE APES territory.  Danger tells Monster "I guess I’m Your Problem Now, whether you like it or not". 

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Monster has a game about a boy falling in a downward direction.

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This episode got a facelift to sound better for re-release.

You aren't going to want to LOOK THE OTHER WAY on this episode. Danger and Monster look beneath THE SURFACE and talk about the Beartooth album The Surface. Will we get caught in the RIPTIDE? Maybe a little. But we come out looking at MY NEW REALITY and telling those around “Sir, please don't DOUBT ME”.

"In five videos I think I saw two shirts."

"It's a gut punch that somehow hits you in the face as well."

"Confident or cockfident?"

"Are his nipples the lion's eyes?"

"Porg regression."

"I'm not against having a libation or seven."

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This episode got a bit of a facelift for a re-release

Sleep Token has taken the heavy music world by storm with their most recent album; Take me Back to Eden. However, on this episode, Danger and Monster discuss their first full length record Sundowning. Is it worth revisiting? Does is still hold up compared to their new material? Come and argue with us!

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