Youtuber and video journalist Katie Quinn joins Nick and Lars to watch an episode of the sickly sweet, mid-2000s piece of Icelandic confection, LazyTown. On the episode we watched, a guy who looks like Jim Carrey steals a cake that looks like it was designed by Doctor Seuss, and then tries to frame a guy who looks like Icelandic gymnastics luminary Magnus Scheving as the culprit. Topics discussed within include the Burger King Kid's Club, high-maintenance relationships, and why parents just don't understand youtube.

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It's a special arithmetic-themed episode when math teacher and raconteur Sonny von Gutfeld (also Lars's wife) joins Nick and Lars to watch an episode of Square One Television, PBS's mid-'80s to early-'90s mathematically focused sketch comedy show. The episode that we watched featured a math mystery focused around stolen dirt. Topics discussed within include Uncle Juice, SNL title sequence interpretations, and Perfect Strangers.

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Comedian Jake Flores joins Nick and Lars to watch an episode of Today's Special, a Canadian-produced live action show about a group of humans, half-mannequins, and puppets who work the graveyard shift at an Ontario department store. The episode we watched, "A Visit to the Opera" features a full-length opera. It was weird. Topics discussed within include MK Ultra, Hobby Lobby, and the Harry Potter Sorting Hat.

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Comedian Rachel Millman returns to Breakfast Quest to watch ALF, the late '80s live action sitcom about a resentful family who harbor a wise-cracking alien from the planet Melmac. The episode that we watched, "Consider Me Gone," is the final episode of the series, and ALF may or may not die in it. Topics discussed within include caucus drinking plans, the Blues Traveler of puppet creators, and great acting.

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Dave Itzkoff, culture reporter for the New York Times and author of Mad as Hell: The Making of Network and the Fateful Vision of the Angriest Man in Movies, joins Nick and Lars for another trip across the pond for one of the finest treats the British Isles has to offer, '70s sci-fi series The Tomorrow People. The episode we watched, "The Blue and Green Part 1: An Apple for the Teacher" tells the story of Stephen and John, two hunky psychics who help an impressionable young art teacher get in touch with her magical side. Topics discussed within include jaunting, smashers, and sweater vests.

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Mary Houlihan and Joe Rumrill, stars of live comedy show Cartoon Monsoon, join Nick and Lars to watch the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, a Nintendo-licensed live-action / animated thing from the mid-'80s, featuring two famous plumbers. In this episode, "Karate Koopa," Mario and Luigi find themselves in a land inhabited entirely by ninja stars and avoid being sold into slavery. Topics discussed within include New Jack Swing, moist Yoshi, and barf breaks.

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Nick and Lars cap off a truly miserable TRAGE-DECEMBER with a special event: SADSTRAVANGAZA 2015! We've chosen 12 of the saddest moments across children's TV and movies, and are using a 12-sided die to choose which to watch. We roll the die, watch the thing, react, and then roll again until we just can't take it no more. Here are the clips we possibly watched in this. Play along with us! Be sad!

1) This clip from the final episode of The World of David the Gnome 2) The Giving Tree3) Charlotte’s Web - Charlotte Dies4) All Dogs Go To Heaven - Charlie leaves the little girl5) Grave of the Fireflies - saddest scene6) Sesame Street - Big Bird reacts to Mr. Hooper's death7) The Neverending Story - Artax dies8) The iron Giant - Missile Scene9) The Land Before Time - Littlefoot’s Mom Dies10) The Fox and the Hound - sad scene at the end 11) Harry and the Hendersons - Harry says goodbye12) Old Yeller - The kid shoots the dog

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Writer, director, and actor Marshall York returns to Bread 'N Soup quest to watch an episode of The Animals of Farthing Wood with Nick and Lars as part of our month-long indulgence in all things sad, TRAGE-DECEMBER. What is The Animals of Farthing Wood, you ask? Well, it's a British series from the early '90s about a group of wild animals who one-by-one face their tragic and gruesome ends. And it's for kids! Topics discussed within include dream stories, when murder is okay, and signing up the Illuminati.

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Maggie Serota, writer and managing editor of Death and Taxes, joins Nick and Lars for the second week of our month-long descent into sad children's shows, Trage-December. In this podcast, we react to "Tales of Ba Sing Se," an episode of the mid-2000s Ancient China-sploitation series Avatar: The Last Airbender, which features a sextet of pointless and confusing vignettes. People on the internet like this, apparently. Topics discussed within include unwanted twitter explanations, Chloe Sevigny's professionalism, and the true nature of sadness.

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Trage-December begins! Our month-long exploration of the saddest, most heart-breaking children's television kicks off when author Wayne Gladstone joins Nick and Lars for an episode of Punky Brewster, one of many '80s-era live action kids' sitcoms about a wealthy white guy who adopts an impoverish scamp from some marginalized group or another. In this episode, young Punky's dog dies and then is brought back to life through the power of children's tears. Topics discussed within include death, death, and death.

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