CFB stuff, Tom's tribulations, discount yeezys, a felonious former cop, our late filthy king, and a raunchy reintroduction 

A sad Saturday recap, an abrupt career change, Floridian fathers behaving normally, a detestable celeb, and a stinky soulmate 

The legend of Throw Nix, the sexless Celtics, milestone mashers, a nuclear threat, and a vegetarian executive craving human flesh 

Cowboys will be Cowboys, Brett Frauvd, electric vasectomies, and a baller ass baby

Pigskin, mascot mishaps, MILF activities, naiveté, and maybe the coolest kid ever 

La Máquina's raking renaissance, the death star refuels, Herschel hates trees, and an unprecedented assault 

Asshole athletes, courtroom cowards, fecal fun in the sun, simulation theory, etc. 

North Texas is on one, allegedly mean Yankees fans, an incredibly patient arsonist, and the most unfortunate chew toy 

Holy matrimony, dingers and pay disparity, a mistaken identity, father figures, and much more. 

Dinger discussion, bigfoot bait, a scandalous sour patch kid, grampy playin' games