Theme parks aren't as fun for parents, Nate gets to represent fast food customers everywhere, a bloody disgusting marathon, and the Middle School Poetry that made Cowan's mom think he's gay.

Cowan's son is "ironically" disobedient, Trump is like a dumb jock, Wake Up Warrior needs to wake up to the fact that they don't know how to advertise their services, and Target wants to stop calling girls' toys girls' toys.

Cowan left on vacation and everything changed. Nate has another drive-through story. Cowan is tired of the mustache-as-decoration.

Cowan fell asleep at a bar, Nate met the Tom Hanks of Taco Bell. Lexus did NOT introduce a Back to the Future hoverboard. Once again, it is up to a Facebook post to decide your salvation! Right wing Facebook vomit! News you can't use!

Cowan is joined by two of his brothers as they talk about middle school poetry, stupid hashtag trends and Cecil the Lion.

Guest Josh Rolph joins us. Josh and Nate talk about earwax removal. Cowan's son "mauled" his sunday school homework. Middle School Choose Your Own Adventure. Only 'hate-filled idiots" have any reason to worry. Had an affair? Beware!

The Cobbler is Adam Sandler’s worst film yet! The Supranos is rated DD. More Middle School Poetry! Have you heard about the manipulative news of Facebook Jesus? What made-up condition do our listeners have?

Cowan improvises a song for a listener, Amazon Prime Day was a bust, and someone on Facebook calls the Planned Parenthood video fake propaganda, even though they're totally fine with everything in it.

Nate's son is a disneyland daredevil - Quandt has to get clippers out of a full toilet - Teenagers want braces - More confederate controversy - The rainbow belongs to God - A pastor sets himself on fire to inspire Justice

Emotions we all feel but don’t have a name for, What would happen if the confederates had won, and Middle School Poetry.