Hey, there’s a relationship seminar you missed at Hilton Gardens Inn.

Sadder even yet: Bardamu and Faetor the Tainted set upon a bottle of Stoli and rip the shrink wrap off of Cry Havoc, a “Deadly Intense Strategy Game” for 1-4 players.

Shock G and MF DOOM are honored.

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Bardamu has his training wheels torn from him and does a splendid job teaching Faetor some of the basics of cognac (Deluze, in this case).

Cry Havoc sees actual test play (with a little after-the-fact help from ShoSho) and it seems like a cool game I want to play more of this summer.

Then we listen to some 7L & Esoteric.

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Many, many shots are done on Zoom. Vinny does his with olive oil.

Kyle tells us how to optimize our diarrhea.

Senor Diablo sings about volcanoes.

Jazzy Romans shows us her favorite board game.

Daniel is nonplussed.

The band introduces us to a track by Yons, a Louisville rapper who is quite good.

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Faetor the Tainted mimics Cypress Hill’s Sen Dog, talks about some game and gives Dickel No. 12 a second try.

@TheJK steps in to drop his favorite Prodigy track on us.

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An extended interview with Capshaw Holt about his experience picking up Settlers of Catan for the very first time.

We squeeze in some Axe & Oak whiskey and some Dead Prez before and after.

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The Great Unclean one turns into a gibbering wreck, but Peter Pan keeps things moving with a Suntory whiskey tasting and the kids break out Cheaty Mages, a cool game where you get to be a wizard with a gambling problem.

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The posse ascends to Victor, Colorado for recording, games, gin and drugs.

The Great Unclean One is too faded to keep his early Beastie Boys discography straight, but proprietor Adam Zimmerli aka Timber Smalls sets him straight.

Dabs for the Dab God. Gin for the Gin Throne.

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Remember when Inquisitor Cinnamon Apple Cheesedick talked about that moonshine he’s talked about five times already and Game of the Week was such a mess that Glyxphagor had to intervene and cut it short?

Yeah. That episode sucked.

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Moms turns in a thoughtful call-in review of Basil Hayden bourbon while the host struggles with his Dickel No. 12.

I get chewed up and spat out by Space Hulk: Death Angel again.

Rakim amazes.

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I don’t have any friends.

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