- John Drake saves the podcast.
- New PATRON!!! Liza Stancliffe, Kaw Valley CF Coach & Andy's ex-girlfriend.
- Old school programming is back for the first time: Weird PVC shit, outdoor wods, and strange standards.
- Best and worst drinking holidays, Edward Snowden deep dive, and Most Famous Ginger of All Time.

- All you gotta do is go buy a motherfucker a Charger.

- Brandon is going to meet Shitkicker Matt Damon.

- Andy CRUSHES hip-hop trivia.

- CrossFit Games event by event recap.

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- Brandon gets an email from our new sponsor.
- Montezuma's Pizza Ranch Revenge.
- The PACQUI One Chip Challenge was a great time for everyone outside of our intestinal tracks.
- Everything GAMES (short of Event details), pit and the peak, etc.

- Our last pod before the Games, so all we talk about is the Games.
- CrossFit Semis aren't profitable, WHAT TO DO?
- Some dope motherf***ers steal 100M in GEMS from a truck in California. I never get invited anywhere.
- A Brooklyn preacher gets robbed mid-sermon for 1M in jewerly.
- Andy's skincare routine wrote every song in 2003.

- A mall gunman is thwarted by a good citizen with even better tactical sense, Texas is still active shooter paradise.
- The world's newest billionaire is someone... unexpected?
- Kansas City's sport infrastructure sneaky news.
- Hole-sunning, a direct injection from the universe, 10/10 Brandons prefer to do it publicly. 

- STATITTYDICKS PT. 2.

- Brandon has a weak upper lip.

- Nick & Andy make their predictions for the Top 10 finishers in both the Men's & Women's divisions of the 2022 CrossFit Games.

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- We, in fact, do NOT hire personal trainers.
- PRIME DAY Shenanigans; Robes, Kindles, TVs, etc.
- Phil Toon shits the bed, as does all of South America,
- The return of "Unique But Answerable."

- Chris Pratt redeems himself with CrossFit, and tomahawking pretend terrorists to death in "The Terminal List."
- George of the Jungle, George Brett, Georgio Armani, George Lucas, George Lopez, George Orwell, Curious George, George Clooney, George R.R. Martin.
- Katrin misses the cut in the last chance qualifier.
- Andy probably maybe has prostate cancer.

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- Ghislaine Maxwell gets sentenced to 20 years for her role in Epstein's human trafficking ring, so we examine what being rich means in the eyes of the law. *Includes some speculation as to what level of "fuck you" money equates happiness (it doesn't).
- Accidental gender reveal of Nick and Hana's to-be second born child.
- Team KAMO officially makes the Games. Fucking finally.

- Dex Hopkins ethers Shoofly.
- Tainted supplements are not supplements for your taint, rather they're supplements that taints claim to have have been tampered with.
- The FDA curbstomps JUUL.
- Addressing addiction & the War on Drugs, but not on the Cartel? Make it make sense.