- Nick explores Lauren Olson's box.
- China found aliens, then murdered and disappeared the scientists who found the aliens. Somehow this gets us to Osama Bin Laden hypotheses.
- Generational sock style. Who gives a fuck?
- Unique but answerable questions returns.

- Smushing with socks, for traction, off the ground.
- Nick reflects on The MACC, and qualifying for the CrossFit Games.
- The Worlds Best QuikTrip is local.
- Texas teen smashes artifact.
- Platinum jubilee hologram bullshit.
- This week's winner: Conor Leach & Nick Heard.

- How Andy got his stripper name.

- Watching the Syndicate Crown mid-episode.

- Nick Cannon has his 10th kid. F***er is setting up a franchise.

- Ocean vs. Land, and Legs vs. Eyes worldwide.

- Mere days away from the MACC in Knoxville.

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- THE MACC released workouts, Nicholas James Petersen reacts.
- New drops!!!
- Target sells vibrators. 
- North Korea basketball rules are a direct reflection of the absolute bats*** crazy crap that's happening in the Hermit Kingdom.
- Morgan Freeman is Jimi Hendrix??? Jimi Freeman. Morgan Hendrix. God. We're all about invention at BMA.

- This Week's Winner: Former President, War Criminal, and Comedian George W. Bush.

- What’s young? A mentality, an emotional state, or defined by physicality.
- The Netflix "Our Father" doc. Big YIKES.
- The 5k Row WR got dismantled.
- Brandon’s back hair is the 8th wonder of the world.
- Peasant work hours will make you realize how little you matter to anyone you've ever made money on behalf of.
- Which TV show/movie universe would you choose to live in?

- THIS WEEK'S WINNER: Single parents.

- When did Chevy Blazers come back?

- Facebook post-death, settings, memorialization.

- Competitive couples, chemistry, and maintaining relationships while seeking elite fitness.

- Andy talks about "Under the Banner of Heaven," and OuterRange SPOILERS.

- There's a bunch more shit, too.

- The tale of Government cheese.
- Cannabis passes cotton as 5th most cropped crop.
- Showering protocol discussion.
- The non-existent Cold Turkey app & our tactics for putting our phones the f*** down.
- The 2028 LA Olympics are considering a new sport.

**A NEW SEGMENT**

- Nick is old balls.  He turned 28 yesterday.

- New skills? I have none. But Brandon is getting chickens and Nick is attacking handstand obstacles.

- Banning Menthols? That's racist.

- Have you ever exacted revenge? We haven't, but we have quantifiable haters.

- What’s a quote you think about often? Ships in the harbor. Mike Posner, Albert Einstein, & E.E. Cummings.

- Knoxville nightlife, here we come.

- Unanswerable Questions is officially retired.

- It's Earth day and no one cares.
- Caffeine&Kilos sent us a care package so we test-drive the coffee live on the pod.
- Nick announces where the team is going to Semifinals, 
- Fikowski said something interesting, I guess.
- The Bob Marley squad gets high before going into battle against the Russians.
-We need the 101 Dalmatians sequel, for f***s sake.

Unanswerable Questions:

What’s your favorite thing?

Overrated/underrated: 

Overnight oats, Retirement, Half-holidays, Vlogger.

- Buying stuff from IG.

- Nick wants World Peace for his birthday.

- Elon Musk's "Return to Space" doc on Netflix is a must watch.

- Trivia strewn throughout the entire episode.

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