Brewsday Tuesday

Sam deals with a problem problem, Tyler mocks some completely innocent nerds, and Zach rides Golden Monkey to victory. Everybody loves violence Suck it, Vermont Yuck Water

Sam apologizes for gettng drunk before the show, Mary drops knowledge about women and beer, and Tyler hails from a kleptocracy. Ironic(?) Beer for Women Why people hate Americans Latte Foam Except it’s Beer

Loren gives out free financial advice, Sam returns the favor by calling him fartmouth, and Tyler describes fishman dick. Corona with a new product Angry Chair part 1 Angry Chair part 2 What if a shandy wasn’t a shandy

Tyler is not toxically masculine, Sam is not virile, and Borys gets deputized. We’re mad an we’re not sure why He says it weird More stellar work

3stacks is a staunch defender of raisons, Tyler is the Jaws of garbage, and Sam did his fuckin’ taxes. Love live the us Pay not Play Fuck off, Gatorade  

Sam sparks a discussion of Old Man Swag and Zach starts a rodsled team. Cool Running part 2 Free Bud Light in Philly part 3

You don’t have to baby Sam like he’s a dumb white and Jed won’t travel but he’s open minded. Here’s how that’s going

Sam won’t shut the fuck up about backgammon, Tyler burns Abita, and 3stacks gets a flogging. Go Eagles Replace Hops with Yeast? Huh. Happily ever after?

Sam accuses Elvis of being a zealot, Borys wishes he had been a baller, and Tyler braves the harsh Delaware alleyways. BrewDog wins and we don’t know how to feel about it A lackluster promo EMERGENCY beer

Sam doesn’t understand supper clubs, Tyler desires good teen, and Mary drags her fiance to a wedding expo. What the heck, skiing Green Flash scales back This time Sam Adams is shit on purpose