Sam doesn't both opening a beer with his mouth, Tyler declines to save a human life, and Emily had very little blood in her urine.

Tyler drinks spiderman's boogers, Borys's cat fight AI, and Sam ate too many brats.

Tyler rescues some guys or something, Sam runs a new bracket, and Mary considers a career as an unpaid tour guide.

Lunchbox Cocktail

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/nyregion/beer-from-george-washingtons-recipe.html

Sam refuses to engage, Zach is the only victim of this social circumstance, and Tyler

How is this a scam it feels like a scam

Old ass bars

Old ass beers

Sam cracks a beer and Emily really could have used a Tyler.

Sam tries to open a beer and Tyler celebrates Mother's Day

What a great sanitary idea

Sam narrowly avoids having content, and both Zach and Tyler name things mediocrely.

A surprisingly good piece of merch

Sam is The Poisoner, Borys avoids getting paddled around, and Tyler has internet connectivity issues.

Who is Evil Genius again?

Sam has a clever way to open a beer without a bottle opener, Jed has a new sport, and Tyler has a pervert update.

Japanese Sharp Pour