Sam accuses Elvis of being a zealot, Borys wishes he had been a baller, and Tyler braves the harsh Delaware alleyways.

BrewDog wins and we don’t know how to feel about it

A lackluster promo

EMERGENCY beer

Sam won’t shut the fuck up about backgammon, Tyler burns Abita, and 3stacks gets a flogging.

Go Eagles

Replace Hops with Yeast?

Huh. Happily ever after?

You don’t have to baby Sam like he’s a dumb white and Jed won’t travel but he’s open minded.

Here’s how that’s going

Sam sparks a discussion of Old Man Swag and Zach starts a rodsled team.

Cool Running part 2

Free Bud Light in Philly part 3

3stacks is a staunch defender of raisons, Tyler is the Jaws of garbage, and Sam did his fuckin’ taxes.

Love live the us

Pay not Play

Fuck off, Gatorade

Tyler is not toxically masculine, Sam is not virile, and Borys gets deputized.

We’re mad an we’re not sure why

He says it weird

More stellar work

Loren gives out free financial advice, Sam returns the favor by calling him fartmouth, and Tyler describes fishman dick.

Corona with a new product

Angry Chair part 1

Angry Chair part 2

What if a shandy wasn’t a shandy

Sam apologizes for gettng drunk before the show, Mary drops knowledge about women and beer, and Tyler hails from a kleptocracy.

Ironic(?) Beer for Women

Why people hate Americans

Latte Foam Except it’s Beer

Sam deals with a problem problem, Tyler mocks some completely innocent nerds, and Zach rides Golden Monkey to victory.

Everybody loves violence

Suck it, Vermont

Yuck Water

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