If Rory Lobb was Peter Garrett the song would be bridges instead of beds that were burning. Time to Restump Podcast the grenades that have been Lobbed our way. Plus all the latest news in purple shoes.

It’s difficult to wonder what Rory’s thought process is as he torches the club that provided him $2 million plus. And if he is actually oblivious to his own comments, how has someone close to him not told him to reel it in? Either way, we’re all surely now looking forward to our future clashes with the Dogs.

On his way to round one, Neil Erasmus thought he’d stop in at hospital for a night to rehydrate after a big day on the training track. Most people use the pub but each to their own.

We take a further look at the draftees and see if we learned anything after their press conferences and meanwhile Caleb’s brother Liam Serong and Sam Stubbs are apparently making their way to Freo on a train. Oh wait they could be making their way to Freo to train on… whatever… there is a train involved!

The great Aaron Sandilands has apparently hung up the size 18 ruck coach’s boots as Beau McDonald has been appointed to the role. We ask the question was Sandi pushed? And if so how many men did it take?

Talking about people getting pushed out, we’ve got a round one ripper against the great Ross Lyon and his Sainters and we can’t wait for that. A super slimmed and streamlined Nat Fyfe is also on his way to round one and potentially a Weight Watchers contract.

Sonny Walters had an ominous start to his preseason unable to enter the club with a faulty door lock wristband… hmm faulty or hacked? But Blake Acres has no such problem at the Blues as he continues to be the talk of the football world. It’s as if he’s the pivotal piece of Carlton’s premiership puzzle!

Summer has just started and likewise we’re only warming up. We’ve got a plate full of purple particulars to paddle through so if you’re bored out of your skull and desperate for your Freo fanfare fix…. friends Romans, countrymen… lend us your ears for 45 minutes of this Restump Podcast nonsense.  

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