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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Story Lineup

(00:02:10) - Pat still hasn’t received his erection tracker, ordered 6 months ago

(00:05:30) - Car thief in Seattle jumps drawbridge and gets away

(00:11:40) - 32 Florida students go to the hospital after being pepper-sprayed during a school fight 

(00:22:50) - Willem Dafoe is packing

(00:27:45) - Extremely rare virgin iguana birth at UK zoo

(00:30:30) - The Macrons are headed to a US court to prove Brigitte doesn’t have a penis

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