Brilliant Observations

Not gonna lie — this episode will rock your world... and not in a good way. Unfuckingbelievable.

Listen and learn, my friends. Listen. And. Learn.

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What's more fun than realizing another year has come to a close without accomplishing any of your stated goals? Hmmm. Ooo! Forgetting to switch audio cables to your mic before you press record... and discovering it long after it's too late to do anything about it.

What can I say? It's a New Year, guys. Things can only go up from here.

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All I want for Christmas is more Porn — cookie Porn, that is. Missy drools while Amy rattles off this year's sugary, buttery conquests in the long, slow climb up Cookie Mountain. There's even a special 30 Seconds on the Clock you won't want to miss.

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Gay porn, white supremacists and 30 seconds of vagina synonyms. Happy Thursday!

Sweet mother of holy household shenanigans. This week, we discuss filthy kids, disrespectful offspring, and shameful sibling habits, courtesy of Governor Andrew and Chris Cuomo, formerly of New York and CNN. (Must be Sweeps Week.)

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It's the Thanksgiving Recap episode, gang! Complete with frustrating travel experiences, cream-based corn dishes, surprising dinner conversation and pedicures.

Mmmmm. Smells like gratitude.

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Good grief, kids. It's another sexual innuendo episode.

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Fight! Fight! Fight! This week, we continue our Ravioli Pierogi fight, add in a second fish to get up in arms about, and — wait for it — HATE on Taylor Swift. Well, at least one of us does. Are you #TeamTaylor? Tell us in our new You Be the Judge Poll at:

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Did you listen long enough to hear about the bougie brittle? Here's that link: www.joyBellyBrittle.com

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Melissa makes a tragic attempt at elevating the humble pierogi above the world's greatest food. Spoiler Alert: it's ravioli.

Plus, Amy falls down on public transportation (again), takes a strong position on dagger-length fingernails and somehow admits to never having tasted salmon.

Thank God Melissa is there with TikTok vaginal hair trends (she's such a tease), Sex in the City hair trends and excellent advice for Amy's next hair trend.

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