Neighbor Rage | Brilliant Observations Podcast 131Coronavirus Bonus Episode!

What’s more fun than a bucket of rocks? Throwing them at your bat sh*t neighbor. It’s a Social Distancing, Shelter-In-Place BONUS edition of Brilliant Observations, courtesy of the worldwide pandemic known as Melissa’s Crazy Neighbor. Join us as we jump head first into an old-fashioned rock fight (only with words). Spoiler Alert: she friggin' deserves it.

Recorded on St. Patrick’s Day from our top secret social distancing certified locations, Missy and Amy used their homebound time to squeeze out another episode just for you. In addition to hating on the Bitch Next Door, we make a few covid-based predictions. Wanna see how they stand up? Give us a listen. Stay safe out there, gang. We love you more than you think. So wash your hands, then press play.

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Talk about social distancing... What do you do with a neighbor who throws rocks at your dog BEFORE we even start to quarantine? Gear up for a bumpy fence line, kids, it's going to be a loooong shelter in place. It's the Hatfields and the McCoys, presuming one of those families was Blameless and the other was Effing Crazy. Hear the whole unbelievable tale as Missy describes her Neighbor From Hell.  Then, we shift gears to something even more disturbing as Missy details what prompted her latest veterinary visit. Hint: it's two bodily functions in one! Round it all out with a massive case of Italian Girl Hair and you've got an all-new, Covid-19 Quarantine version of Brilliant Observations Podcast, your favorite friendship comedy conversation. 

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My Hero & Covid-19  |  Brilliant Observation Podcast 129Novel Coronavirus Quiz: Should You Stay or Should You Go?

If you thought the novel coronavirus was confusing, imagine how you'll feel when Missy's Mom unexpectedly pays her a high (and seemingly honest) compliment. We frankly can't wrap our heads around either idea. Listen for the latest as the Mother of All Brilliants lays bare her thoughts and feelings for her darling daughter, courtesy of a fill-in-the-blank “How Do I Love Thee” quiz.

Then, Missy and Amy join the quiz-taking fun and use a handy checklist to decide whether traveling for spring break makes even the slightest bit of sense. Find that Novel Coronavirus content at minute 1:02:00 — it’s a post-show bonus that we included right at the end.

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Potatoes are not suppositories. If that’s where we start, you can imagine where the conversation flows on the latest episode of your favorite comedy conversation podcast, Brilliant Observations. In Tales of the Male Tail, Part 2, Missy unpacks the surprise popularity of inserting cold potatoes into one’s rectum. Hint: don’t.

From there, we move on to the sheer stupidity of the Skull Challenge, followed by a rousing round of “how did we get here,” the parenting edition. Ethan is propositioned by a friend, Petey receives unexpected nudes and Rocco receives the news of his life. All that, plus the #GrammarDragon returns, waitstaff behaving badly and Spoiler Alert: the Hallmark Channel dashes all of Melissa’s hopes and dreams (again).

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What’s better than a vagicle? How about a chocolate boob? Good news, dear listener! In this episode of your favorite chat podcast, Melissa and Amy serve up BOTH!

It all starts when Amy accidentally drops a poop-shaped chocolate blob betwixt her breasts at a formal event (and puts the FUN in fundraiser). You’d think she would have noticed with all the accidental flapping, courtesy of a complete fail of her beloved “tit tape.” She then proceeds to cop a feel at a table full of complete strangers before lighting the bread bowl on fire. All in all… it’s just a typical black tie gala.

In normal news, Missy flip her lid — cliterally — with tales of her brand new albeit slightly used inversion table. Follow that up with a mouth-watering pancake board, custom flavor hamantaschen and (you guessed it!) public child beating. Must be Brilliant Observations!

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Hard N’oitch  |  Brilliant Observation Podcast 126Penis Beacon, Facebook Flooding and Doggy Nose Juice

Wanna take your Facebook page from 82 followers to 1,764 in four days? Use the hashtag #porn in your podcast! Listen with horror as Amy unwittingly sends a #PenisBeacon into the airwaves, and receives cliterally hundreds of international masturbation videos in return. (And thus our new favorite word was born… #Noitch!)

Listen and laugh as Melissa takes eye boogies to the next level with an accidental mouthful of dog snot. Then, Missy goes under the microscope and agrees to submit to a multiple choice version of WWMD. Try the play-at-home game at 16personalities.com, or skip the effort and just agree to stay at home in your night pants. All this, plus soft-ish Pine Bros, the unknown penis and surprise eye violations. Must be Brilliant Observations!

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Sh*tting Rainbows  |  Brilliant Observations Podcast 125Money, Milkshakes, Beauty Pageants and Porn

It’s the humiliation episode, friends! Listen with judgy fascination as Missy shares tales of friends who Sh*t Rainbows, enjoy perfectly sparkly little lives and somehow still don’t find what they’re looking for. Then, things take a turn after a tough week as Amy’s train falls off the rails (again) and heads straight into a drive-thru. Hear the whole sordid affair as her Milkshake drags all the boys to the car, literally. If that’s not embarrassing enough, darling Melissa asks the world’s most innocent question about what might make you feel embarrassed if someone else knew, and for some reason Amy answers it in endless, honest detail. Listen with horror as Amy inexplicably bares her charred and blackened financial soul. Why? Because that’s what friends do, friends. They tell each other scary things, and then they listen.

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Like fruit… a lot? We give #FoodPorn a whole new meaning in our latest Brilliant Observations comedy chat cast featuring cohosts and NSFW friends Melissa Brilliant and Amy Fugazi. We’re talking bananas, banana peels, grapefruit holes, cannoli… and anything else you can think to use for that special sexy time (or lunch time, evidently). Follow that up with some mouthwatering ASMR courtesy of an insanely satisfying CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH and you’re on your way to a gloriously pleasurable experience. 

If that isn’t enough to get you all hot and bothered, we move on to a rousing discussion of personal accountability and self-flagellation (emphasis on the Flagellating. Flagellatio?). You get the point. We’re saucy, snarky and we go there. Wanna come? Click play.

Full disclosure: for those of you who have no idea what ASMR means, you’re not alone. I actually had to look it up. Here t’is:

Auto Meridian Sensory Response or ASMR is a fancy term for a phenomenon more affectionately known as“brain tingles which are triggered by certain sounds” and may or may not be accompanied by equally soothing visuals.

Triggers range from specific sounds like a calligraphy pen writing on a piece of paper to personal attention scenarios like getting your hair cut. In almost every video the individual is whispering, and accentuating the smack of their lips.

YouTubers known as ASMRtists create trigger videos to appeal to the community at large. While what they do may appear strange to some, favorite ASMRtists can garner millions of views on YouTube.

Thanks for listening, kids. And please don’t listen with your kids. Join the conversation and experience the chat cast comedy gold that is Brilliant Observations, your favorite chat conversation podcast.

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New driver, who dis? No really, who dis, said the woman renewing her license who happens to be LEGALLY BLIND. Host Melissa Brilliant spins a horrifying tale of DMV-induced woe as she witnesses a mistake-in-the-making, while Amy Fugazi recaps a dog snoring, dog farting, dog keg pulling weekend away with her newest besties.  It's friendship meets a mountain of madness, with a few laughs thrown in for good measure.  Like what you hear? Click subscribe. Or follow. Or add. Or favorite. Or heart. Or whatever other silly option your favorite podcast player has chosen to make this really simple, really free process more convoluted for you and us to describe. Just find a button that does more than play, click it a few times, and an angel gets her wings.  

Join the conversation and experience the chat cast comedy gold that is Brilliant Observations, your favorite friendship focused, lovely lady conversation podcast.

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Ever wonder what Gwyneth Paltrow’s privates smell like? I sure didn’t. Unfortunately for us both, the Goop Guru has answered all our unasked, self-involved questions once again with a whole new product designed to titillate and enrage. (She really is a lovely woman.) Follow that up with a rousing game of Guess Whose Dik Pick Is Coming To Dinner, and you’ve got a freewheeling episode chock full of awkward moments, shocking details and mixed genitalia. But don’t worry, kids! Hosts Melissa Really-Is Brilliant and Amy Are-You-Kidding-Me Fugazi bring it back around with tales of their recent weekend getaway, dreams for a better future, and a scathing rebuke of a religious zealot hell-bent on thwarting his descent into sin with a very public yet very private prayer-filled airplane phone call. 

It’s a lot for an hour. But you’re worth it. 

Join the conversation and experience the delightfully unfiltered comedy chat cast that is Brilliant Observations. 

Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to “subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free.” Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. 

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If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe!

Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast

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