This week Katie talks about:

• Her recent falling out with ChatGPT when “he” refuses to go along with her delusions
• Phoning in her daughter’s birthday party and Valentine’s Day
• Running into an old boss that let her cry about Grey’s Anatomy
• Her secret gun cache

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On tap:

My toxic, narcissistic ex and the wake of destruction he left behind.

His obsession with conspiracy theories; from hospitals selling baby foreskin on the black market to NBC killing Bill Cosby’s son.

Starting over with my kids after their dad stole all our nursery furniture  and the remains of my dead cat.

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Today’s episode covers my worst celebrity encounters. On tap:

• Brawling on the streets of Boston with John C. Reilly
• A dustup with a sitcom star at the Comedy Store in L.A.
• Getting ejected from a Jane Fonda book signing
• Being brutally rebuffed by a celebrity crush at JFK (because of my mom’s sweater)

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In this mini episode, Katie defends Taylor Swift after the unwarranted backlash from the public release of her texts with Blake Lively. She sites Katt Williams as an example of how fans should stand by their idols, and reminds Americans not to sh*t on good things that are given to them.

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Watch out below! In this episode, Katie tells the story of her good friend who died in an avalanche and reminisces about her favorite memories with him.

This episode also covers:

• Comments section mayhem
• The psychic who predicted her sister’s wedding shower
• Insane school bus drivers
• David Bowie’s return from the dead?

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In a new segment called Parental Advisory, Katie advises against being a parent.

Next, she walks through a history of poor gift choices, after an epiphany reveals she has bad taste. Plus, an unfortunate mental breakdown while setting up an Xbox.

This episode also covers:

• Ted’s “Pint Glass Theory”
• Her favorite slave joke from a middle school field trip
• Being humiliated by a sadistic Special Ed teacher
• Waking up relatives at 3am to ask for more pie

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Katie thanks her niece, Rita, for helping with the podcast and explores the tragic life of Saint Rita, who was slut-shamed while trying to enter the convent. She also tackles the hellscape of Christmas cards and present-wrapping, plus the dangers of watching comedy specials while too high. Plus, a disturbing sexual harassment tale from a Dunkin Donuts run.

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Katie discusses the unluckiest family on earth—her own. She reprimands the autism community for bad branding and praises her autistic children’s budding comedy voices. Then it’s back to Old News, where she defends Brett Favre, mourns the cultural erasure of Eddie Murphy as a stand-up comic, and unmasks Master Splinter as a deadbeat dad.

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In this pilot episode, Katie reminisces about Auntie Margaret—aka “Big Red,” a chain-smoking Thanksgiving legend who accidentally set her own house on fire. She talks about being excluded from family vacations and the realities of visiting Ireland. The episode closes with some old news, where Katie discusses kidnappings and white-collar crimes on tropical vacations.

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