Bring Your Own Popcorn

This episode features an in-depth interview with metallurgist CORDOVATRON as we discuss Metallica Through the Never 3D [sic]. For CORDOVATRON interviews, we have to translate his "beeps" and even his "boops" into Japanese, and then to English. But the pay-off is worth it, as his expertise and wit make for a great interview. Also, he spits out coins every 3 minutes and 14 seconds.Not to boop my own beep or anything, but this episode is great.Enjoy!HIGHLIGHTS REEL: This is about horses, overuse of the words head & skin, Busty Justice, self-immolation is not an effective form of intimidation, Gaiman's Sandman came first, "Mr. Sandman" is in Nightmare on Elm Street (not Halloween), IMAX is a pretty affordable live show, the bag is full of puppets, and 6.666666 is why we're in podcasting and not in metallurgy.Crunching Numbers by the Polish Ambassador Copyright Polish Ambassador Records 2006 - Popcorn Frog by MC Chris Copyright mc chris llc 2011 - Mr Sandman by The Chordettes Copyright Cadence Records 1954

What's Mixtape seen recently?!What will she see soon?! What is she seeing right now?! Is it your face?!No, it's not. It's not your face. But soon your ears will see MM's voice. So to speak.Thanks for tolerating!-MM*ACCEPTING SUGGESTIONS FOR NEXT MOVIE CHAT PLEASE & THANK YOU. Doesn't have to be a new release. Cult classics, b-movies, home movies; throw it at us. [email protected]*Crunching Numbers by the Polish Ambassador Copyright Polish Ambassador Records 2006; Popcorn Frog by MC Chris Copyright mc chris llc 2011

IT'S THE THE WOLVERINE EPISODE! Yeah, we're a little behind the times, but We're Worth It (TM). Join Jacob and Mixtape Majesty as they discuss Wolverine, The, as well as various other X-Men escapades. Jacob's qualifications include being Wolverine on Halloween for three (3) years running; identifying with Wolverine on a deep emotional and maybe sexy level; and being an advocate for putting bears out of their respective miseries.KEY NOTES: Australia looks like Japan, Wolverine's hair has artificial intelligence, Everyone Loves Bath Scene, Chibi Wolverine = Wooferine, What is Poison Ivy rip-off's tongue for? (Only Jacob Knows), Mixtape loves Asian Hawk Eye (HotGuy/HawkEye), Going to love hotels alone, Samurai Mech Grandpa.- - - Crunching Numbers by the Polish Ambassador Copyright Polish Ambassador Records 2006; Popcorn Frog by MC Chris Copyright mc chris llc 2011

Serving up a hot can of kick ass all over your butt tonight. (What the hell does that mean? Does anyone read this?) Tonight's guest is the drone of a fly as your host Mixtape Majesty stumbles around a hypothetical ratings system that may pop up again in a future episode, or epilogue, or eulogy. More importantly, therein follows a spoiler-ridden rant about KICK ASS 2, featuring a special audio appearance by PRODUCER! from Catbox Studios. Be sure to check out PRODUCER!'s podcast, the Boring Lives of Interesting People, more popularly known as BLIPcast. (Mixtape is also a guest on several episodes of BLIPcast. Not that you even CARE.)Thanks for listening! You're simply the best!Your host,MM- - - - Crunching Numbers by the Polish Ambassador Copyright Polish Ambassador Records 2006 - Popcorn Frog by MC Chris Copyright mc chris llc 2011

Serving up a hot can of kick ass all over your butt tonight. (What the hell does that mean? Does anyone read this?) Tonight's guest is the drone of a fly as your host Mixtape Majesty stumbles around a hypothetical ratings system that may pop up again in a future episode, or epilogue, or eulogy. More importantly, therein follows a spoiler-ridden rant about KICK ASS 2, featuring a special audio appearance by PRODUCER! from Catbox Studios. Be sure to check out PRODUCER!'s podcast, the Boring Lives of Interesting People, more popularly known as BLIPcast. (Mixtape is also a guest on several episodes of BLIPcast. Not that you even CARE.)
Thanks for listening! You're simply the best!Your host,MM- - - - Crunching Numbers by the Polish Ambassador Copyright Polish Ambassador Records 2006 - Popcorn Frog by MC Chris Copyright mc chris llc 2011

Finally, the Zom Bee episode! In this episode, we discuss all the buzz about the zombie culture epidemic and segueing seamlessly into apocalypse culture. Not a lot of spoilers, but plenty of awesome rambling, shambling, and ambling. Discussion drops include World War Z, White Zombie, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, The Last Man on Earth, I Am Legend, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Young Frankenstein, Zombieland, Twelve Monkeys, Armageddon, a little known TV series called "The Walking Dead", and a comic book series by the same name. Special Guest Dr Mandeville, who has a PhD in Revenant Studies, takes us on a journey into his NOTLD tattoo, right under the skin of the zombie phenomenon and into the delicious rotting flesh beneath. Oops... Did I say "delicious"? I meant "metaphorical".Key Notes: Are you a big apocalypse?, Brain Panini, "the removal of the veil", wet things under other wet things (most of which are poisonous), Complacency: The #1 Killer in America after broccoli, and the squiffiness of certain doom.- - - - - Crunching Numbers by the Polish Ambassador Copyright Polish Ambassador Records 2006; Popcorn Frog by MC Chris Copyright mc chris llc 2011; Zombie by The Cranberries Copyright Island Records 1994

INTERLUDE - Basically Mixtape with her head in an empty popcorn bucket as an exasperated producer from Catbox Studios looks on. The only guest today is the echo of her Majesty's ennui.Topics: The Heat; The Conjuring; Oh yeah, so about that WWZ episode; sleep, who needs it? I do; and donuts.Please dispose of butter buckets in the proper receptacles. Thanks for listening!Your host,Mixtape Majesty- - - - - - - - - - - - - -Intro song clip: Crunching Numbers by the Polish Ambassador - Copyright Polish Ambassador Records 2006Outtro song clip: Popcorn Frog by MC Chris - Copyright mc chris llc 2011

Just popped, PACIFIC RIM! Spoilers galore! Don't let that stop you; This cinematic monster robot alien sci-fi orgy is best experienced first-hand. No amount of plot reveals could change that. Let our sycophantic rambling drift into your subconscious until you find yourself standing outside the theater, with no memory of how you got there, and a ticket stub in your hand stating "PACIFIC".

PARENTAL ADVISORY: This episode has a lot of fuck bombs.

Key notes: Contains no BPA or RBST but is rife with GdT, We love Guillermo in the bathtub, Charlie Day is the new Rick Moranis, Mixtape wants to be Charlie's sandwich slave, Is Slenderman making Mako cry?, Tom Morello joins the battle against Kaiju, MAKO? POLO!, and FINALLY! the right soundtrack for gorillas VS grandmas.

Thanks for listening!

-MM

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Intro song clip: Crunching Numbers by the Polish Ambassador - Copyright Polish Ambassador Records 2006

Pacific Rim by Ramin Djawadi - Copyright WaterTower Music 2013

Outtro song clip: Popcorn Frog by MC Chris - Copyright mc chris llc 2011

I SAID NOKIA INSTEAD OF NIKON. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME.

This Week's Spoiled Goods: Man of Steel, Dark Knight Rises, Star Wars 1-6, Superman 1 and 4, JJ Abrams' Star Trek.

In the bucket today is a Superchat with MQ! Although the chat is inspired by a viewing of Man of Steel, it concerns the psychology and stunning physique of the character of Superman more than anything.

MQ's qualifications include: Having a Superchildhood (aka having a red cape), grandpa's comics, Superman boxset expertise, telling kids not to rescue every kitten, and being an art student graduate who doesn't read Plato.

Key notes: Press replay on the trailer, Superflashdrive, a neutered April O'Neill, where is Wolverine, you can't love every cat, reading Plato is asking for it, what if there was a French 1930's-period piece Superman reboot, and who wore a cape before Superman?

Please dispose of butter buckets in the proper receptacles. Thanks for listening!

Your host,

Mixtape Majesty

This is an intermission episode! Having dissected Star Trek: Into Darkness in the previous episode, I wanted to wash my hands with a bit of blatant positivity before going into the next dissection (Man of Steel). Me? Positive? Rambles ensue. Enjoy the decline of sanity evident in my voice as I drone alone!

Please dispose of butter buckets in the proper receptacles.

Thanks for listening!

Your host,

Mixtape Majesty

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Intro song clip: Crunching Numbers by the Polish Ambassador - Copyright Polish Ambassador Records 2006

Outtro song clip: Popcorn Frog by MC Chris - Copyright mc chris llc 2011

Special thanks to Ovacord of Blipcast fame - a Catbox Studios production