Content Warning: Suicidal Ideations. The jokes are really light this week, y’all. Dave and Amber discuss the hiatus and exactly how Dave’s life imploded.

Together, Amber and Dave grow along the path of life’s long journey and buy new underwear. Amber updates Dave on the condition of her head and fingers. Dave finds a chimera monster that proves that the movie Annihilation is real.

Content Warning: Self Harm. Amber starts off with a joking request for Vampire Doctor Dave, but it turns into a real discussion about how to overcome the effects of her anxiety. In the vein of self improvement, Dave and Amber come up with their own creative prompt list for Owlvember.

Disclaimer: There is a lot of body talk in this episode; sweat, hair, Morgellons. Then there is quite the nose dive into NSFW territory. A new segment, Pickle Time, is introduced.

Tomato talk. Pondering presidents. Halloween hijinks. Pellets of Wisdom: Skor Bars FTW.

Dave enjoys destroying old people...at Trivia Crack. Amber is confused about crystal healing. One day they might figure out how to end a podcast.

Dave shares a romance novel. They discuss the movie Annihilation [SPOULERS!]. Amber runs across a horrifying type fungus.

Dave and Amber are exhausted and grumpy. They set the record straight about NASA. Spoiler alert: they don't actually.

Pellets of Wisdom: Cowboy Cookies > All Other Cookies

The Maverick consumes Amber's iPhone 6. Dave gains confidence from a chainsaw burn. They discuss crimes that would give you jail cred. PSA: Don't do a crime. Content warning: Some slight discussions about personal injuries.

Amber lines her soul with a Cowboy Cookie. Dave shares a dark secret. Content warning: Some slight discussions that borderline body horror re: Phineas Gage. Pellets of Wisdom: They Give Real Advice?