Would you get a cuneiform tablet tattooed on your body? Vote to split California into three states which have bad state lines and bad state names? Celebrate Stupid Guy Day? Bro, did you see this?

Mesopotamian wisdom

Would you listen to a condiment rap battle? Watch a film starring the good good duo of Sonic and Jack Black? Buy Eggos just because you watched Stranger Things? Play a game that’s almost 20 years old, on the daily? Wear a t shirt as a shirt or a shirt as a t shirt? Kill all the hippos? Don’t do that last one. Bro, did you see this?

Ketchup vs Mustard RAP BATTLE

Would you let the Wikipedia article for chickens get vandalized for the good of humanity? Live in an area where tumbleweeds might take over your home? Let robotic bees pollinate your flowers? Buy an affordable tiny home on Mars? EAT 30,000 BIG MACS? Bro, did you see this?

Wayne Gretzky Hockey

Would you go to a church with some very good, very bad Avengers theming? Buy a Josh tractor and sing the theme song while you till the land? Let the world scan your face just to skip a few lines? Work for the DEA just for the sweet, sweet patch? Enjoy another live-recorded episode, and the final round of the BDYST bracket. Bro, did you see this?

Church Gives 'Avengers: Infinity War' Logo A Religious Revision

Would you take a trip to the Museum of Failure? Do you still have a soft spot in your heart for the Zune? Have you ever had your lunch stolen by a co-worker? Bro, did you see this? Enjoy a live-recorded episode, and the third round of the BDYST bracket.

The Museum of Failure

Would you trade out liquid ketchup for a weird, solid version? Lay a suitcase of pepperoni out by a window? Play a plumbing video game? This (and one more, much darker topic) before the BDYST bracket’s second round.

Is Sliced Ketchup Taking Condiments Too Far?

Would you star in a music video all about Taco Bell? Forget to leave a Chrome extension on during a very important New York Times writing session? Eat a bread cube? Stab your cheating boyfriend with a samurai sword? Bro, did you see this?

LIT RIGHT NOW

Would you leave a Yelp review for an airplane? Eat at the Heart Attack Grill. Celebrate Panic Day? Use a third thumb? Bro, did you see this?

Yelp Reviews

Would you sail a boat with absolutely no experience? How about attempt an event at the Olympics, also with no experience? There seems to be a theme this episode…also, a discussion about Black Panther.

They sold everything and bought a boat to sail the world. It sank on day two.

Would you write a poem for the loneliest bird in the world? Would you stick around through the credits of SOLO to hear the Lando rap? Would you become a dedicated fan of the Glade Plug In Cinematic Universe? Bro, did you see this?

Nigel the Bird Found Dead Next to the Concrete Partner He Tried to Woo For Years