The Rat King is dead, long live the Rat King! Actually, I don't think there's a Rat Prince so the Rat King is dead for good. Time to let the inn-keep know his rat problem was a bit bigger than initially thought and see what other BS this town can throw at the party. LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

01:00-A meeting with Alderan, prince of the elves on this island

08:00-Up early to catch the bad guys by surprise

23:00-OH MAN A TRAP HAS BEEN FOUND!

This session is frought with intrigue, death, unanswerable questions, and fantastical scenarios that bend the imagination. Oh and we do play a little DnD. LET'S ROLL!!!

Show Notes

00:45-Everyone plays with ashes, does shots, then talks about poop knives for 13 minutes

14:45-We start playing D&D. I'm sorry.

15:45-We talk to a drunk guy…not Xod

26:45-Time to sneak into the barracks…after a lot of tangents

39:45-Hey, we fight something. Neat

The party is thankful Helwa has shown what the Dark Gifts can do. They appreciate that she is some sort of emaciated old woman now who can revivify one person. Truly worth the power. Anybutts, lets get back to wandering around the Amber Temple. LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

00:00-We setup and talk about our toys for a while

10:00-Oh well, sucks for Helwa. Anywho, back to exploring

13:00-The witches are very unobservant.

21:00-FIREBALL

31:00-Bud does his job

34:00-There's a door without a way to open it. We spend some time looking at it. That does not help

42:00-A large wooden/metal guy thing is sitting in a room

It's been a long hard slog through a rat filled cavern but the party has seemingly reached the end and found a hidden entrance in the bedroom of the Rat King. Will they go down it or will they decide to not play dungeon and dragons? Time to find out! LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

03:00-Into the laboratory!

08:00-Big Bean has to take a punishment shot at 10am

12:00-The DM errs in your favor. Please pass go and collect sneak.

30:00-LET THE FACE HUGGING BEGIN

57:00-Long live the rat king

1:08:00-Gnash shows the rat king heads to the tavern owner

The force wall is showing signs of fatigue, less fatigue than the DM, however, for being in this goddamn cave for 15 sessions. Will this be the session the party finally leaves the cave. I am not even sure I care anymore. Let's ROLL!!!!

Show Notes

02:15-Everyone relearns how long rests work

04:45-We go check out that force wall that's been there for the last year. It looks a bit different.

12:15-The party goes deeper into the cave to talk to a tree thing and some black dragon-things.

20:45-THE TIME FOR TALK IS OVER

Everyone ready for some more Amber Temple? Well sucks to be you if you aren't because the party is still there. Big Bean has at least figured out how to read the map so we're back on track and in a room with a bunch of sarcophagi...sarcophaguses...sarcophagees? We're in a room with a bunch of fancy face coffins, but there seems to be something else in here with us. LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

01:00-A sarcophagi room but the

30:00-Helwa whines about needing healing

35:00-Dark gifts are offered. Lets see if anyone wants one.

Ahoy hoy! We continue our Madness of the Rat King one shot and the party has just created a second potion of rat control and is now in control of a spider rat. They're inching ever closer to Victor but can they get past the patrols of rats with enough health to reach him? LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

01:00-Retrieving the satchel from the cavern ceiling

10:00-Hey neat, a hidden compartment

14:00-The party approaches a skeleton

20:00-Into the tunnel to retrieve the named weapon

31:00-We all say smush a lot

39:00-REWARD!

45:00-Onward to the south tunnel

52:00-Into the boudoir

The party is tired of this sh!tty cave, they just want to get out. BUT there is no rest for the wicked in this cavern, not even behind the stinky spiky meat flaps. Let's ROLL!!!!

Show Notes

02:00-Before the session even starts, Big Bean racks up a punishment shot.

07:00-Audomon does his gosh darn job and sneaks down to see whats up in the next room

21:00-The party attempts to take a long rest in the meat room again

27:00-THE BATTLE FOR NAPTIME BEGINS

56:00-And we level up!

Ah, the Amber Temple. We're starting to get vibes of Strahd's castle with how long exploring this is taking. On the plus side Nor seems to have gotten a familiar. I'm sure the wizard he took it from will be fine with that. LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

00:00-Quasit acquired, but the battle begins!

16:00-Checking out the last door on the top level of the Amber temple.

26:00-Fleck finds the skull room. There's a chest on the ceiling.

35:00-Helwa shows her strength

38:00-Spoopy specters pop up

47:00-Big Bean realizes he fucked up the map. WHOOPSIE!

51:00-Mirror us tells us to get out. No one listens

54:00-There is a neat library. It is of no use to us.

Welcome back people bored enough to listen to others play D&D. The party has ventured into a random cavern under the Inn in Dien. The innkeeper was just paying them to kill a few rats but I guess they figured they might as well do a thorough job of it. So now we begin our next one shot called 'Madness of the Rat King' from Maniac Brews that you can find on drivethrurpg.com. For the most part this one shot is pretty untouched other than swapping out some "old evil ancient one" imagery and obviously making the rat king himself a bit more turtle themed. Lets hope the guys actually make it that far! LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

0:01:00-These rats can leap at your face

0:17:00-A food room is found in the cave

0:26:00-Ooo, a secret room

0:31:00-Three ways to go, which way...which way

1:03:00-Into a purply fungus room

1:10:00-Gnash figures out how to make rat potions...just in time for some rats to come along