Hey neat, the party made it to another town in Barovia and wouldn't you know it sucks just as much as the other ones; don't worry, this place has plenty of people that need help so the party will be off to make an epic beer run to the Wizards of Winery! Which, purely by coincidence I would guess, also sucks. I'm starting to think Barovia is a real shithole.

Show Notes

0:00:30 - Off to the wizards of winery!

0:07:30 - Aaand we're there!

0:17:30 - Aaand we have to help them. Stupid useless people. And then begins a long fucking battle involving wayyy too many enemies.

1:31:30 - Jesus Christ its over, time to calculate experience

The party once again terrorizes defenseless goblins for their own sick and twisted pleasure, or as they like to call it “Information Gathering”. But hey, apparently the only good Goblin is a dead Goblin. I mean, Jesus, I hope they haven’t killed actual good goblins, some goblins are good.

Show Notes

0:00:00 Horrified Goblins

0:05:19 Horrified Goblins #2

0:08:17 Sneaky Goblins

0:21:53 Yegg and Goblins

0:45:46 Fighting Penis Monster

0:56:13 Attacking accoylytes

1:06:36 2 hobgoblins

Punishment Shots

48:39 Bruce

1:01:23 Cliff

Well I think we the party is basically finished here in Valikai seeing as how they've burned or killed all that needed burning or killing; they'll just go get their weapons from the dusk elves, forge some alliances, and be on their way to the next town safe in the knowledge that they left this little slice of world better off than when they first got there. Yes, I have a feeling it will all be fine.

Show Notes

0:03:40 - The party is nice and lets all the people in stocks out of the stocks. How nice.

0:05:40 - And off to the dusk elves for our fancy weapons!

0:31:40 - Big Bean remembers the correct accent for Mr. Martikov

0:43:40 - Luther decides to randomly kill a passed out drunk. Classic Luther.

0:50:40 - Off to Krezk?

0:54:40 - And made it Krezk...that was easy.

1:05:40 - Making nice with the, for some reason, Burgermaster

They did it, they chased the off the green dragon that was just causing no harm to anyone. I am sure the dragon has found a new area to pillage and destroy thanks to our heroes. Consequences, Smonschequences…

Show Notes

00:00 Killin’ Stirges

06:20 Hanging out in Neverwinter

20:16 Cragmaw Castle

34:08 Hobgoblins

47:45 Searching Hobgoblins

Whooooo baby did the party barely survive that last battle or what. As the party removes itself from the gory aftermath of the battle it finds that they are essentially in a town without guards. Everything goes as expected.

Show Notes

0:00:30 - The party regroups

0:06:00 - Time to search the mansion!

0:23:00 - Whoopsie, we find the Burgermeister!

0:33:00 - Nor casually sets everything on fire in their hasty fleeing of the mansion; this does not please Big Bean

0:38:30 - The party remembers Jeren is still cursed, off to the church!

0:42:30 - The party finds a Hooverville

1:05:30 - And that ends that quest line

This is it the party is finally ready to fight the dragon of Thundertree. No one including me expects them to live, so lets see what happens!

Show Notes

0:00:00 I AM CLEARLY A WYVERN

0:05:17 Sneaking to the Dragons Tower

0:12:58 Excuse us Mr. Dragon

0:15:56 Of course Fighting ensues

0:50:12 Dragon Leaves - I’m sure there are no consequences

0:51:12 Splitting up the loot

0:59:42 Going to Neverwinter

1:03:33 Goddamn Stirges

Blood...so much blood. I'd say our hands would never be clean again but I don't think Fleck even tries washing any blood out. This is a pretty brutal episode that takes a sharp turn after some minor poor choices on the part of the party. This is also the episode where Big Bean regrets letting us play an evil party. Lets Roll.

Show Notes

0:02:20 - The party learns that the Burgermeister is keeping many bundles of twigs outside his mansion

0:08:40 - Luther gives a "cloak of invisibility" to Jeren...without thinking it through

0:11:10 - A lovely tea party with Mrs. Burgermeister...then off to the Mr Burgermeister

0:33:10 - A weirdo hunched guy watches us as we leave the office...we follow him into the kitchen

0:35:40 - We learn the life story of the chef...who is a very important character

0:37:40 - Jack Poison suggests poisoning the soup...a choice that will change Barovia forever

0:48:40 - TOM IS DEAD! Someone tell Sarah!

1:00:40 - RULES DISCUSSION! Always an exciting part of D&D

1:39:40 - A perfect cone!!! What does it mean?!

2:05:10 - And the longest fight ever is over. Thank god.

In another combat heavy episode, Weeblow runs out of fucks to give when he throws caution to the wind and just starts breaking down doors and killing anything behind them. If it were real life, I am pretty sure he would be charged for reckless homicide. Wait does that count for Zombies? I’m no lawyer, so…. LET’S ROLL

Show Notes

0:45 sifting through the dead cultists

7:12 Twig Blights

19:27 Weeblow: no fucks given for Ash Zombies

37:45 Level UP!!!

Halo Thar, I hope you like the town of Valikai because we're going to be in it the whole fudgin' time. Going to church, buying baked goods, and, oh yes, going to mother flipping Blinksies. Sit back and enjoy Big Bean doing some amazing character voices. Is no fun is no Blinksies!

Intro:

Show Notes

0:04:35 - Going to church like good little boys

0:12:35 - Just ask for the onion baguette *wink*

0:17:35 - Walking around town for a bit

0:38:35 - Off to the bakery...for bread

0:52:35 - Now to...BLINKSIES! If no fun is no funskies

1:08:05 - Irena and Ismark whine some

1:16:35 - Going to the burgermeisters with Yivyenny

The party is looking for a reward in a zombie filled ruined town. While this seems less of a reward then a task, at least they are good-natured about it and don’t complain. Not even once. That’s enough of that, back to the adventure!

Show Notes

0:45 Checking the Brown House

9:55 Weeblow Breaks in on Ash Zombies

20.08 The Apothecary

27:15 Dragon Cultists

37:36 Back to Reidoth

43:39 Fighting the Cultists

Punishment Shots

1:12 Cliff

0:15 Big Bean

8:00 Big Bean

8:52 Cliff

42:45 Big Bean