First he and his kids are sued by the New York Attorney General. We guess you're NOT supposed to raise millions of dollars under the guise of charity and then use that money to buy little trinkets for yourself, pay off non-foundation debts and fund a presidential campaign, Who Knew? And then the DOJ IG Report doesn't go his way! Trump was SURE the IG would show that Comey, the FBI and EVERYBODY IN THE DEEP STATE were collaborating in a CONSPIRACY OF EVIL to keep him from getting elected. What the report showed, however, was that Comey goofed in a way that HELPED Trump and HURT Hillary. And there wasn't a shred of evidence to show a deep state bias against Trump. The proof being, Trump won, Hillary lost, and word about the Russian Investigation didn't come out until AFTER the election, not BEFORE when it could have caused Trump damage. Sad.

Big day coming on Friday as Paul Manafort will likely be frog marched to the pokey for witness tampering and Michael Cohen loses his lawyer because Trump won't foot the bill any longer -- oh, yeah. Cohen could get frog marched his own self at any moment.

Trump announces his plans to open his Trumptastic Summer Sleepaway Camps for Brown Children.

And why were all those centegenarians BOTHERING Donald Trump during the campaign BEGGING him to bring back their sons' remains from Korea?

All this and God Knows What Else on today's show.

So, what about the Trump/Kim Singapore Photo Oops? We gave much and got bupkis. But at least Donald Trump got a photo op! And Kim Jong-un Got Legitimacy! Let's take a moment or two to grill this nothingburger that dullard MAGAts are calling a stroke of diplomacy.

You might wonder how we scored a telephone interview with the elusive Melania Trump. In our never-ending pursuit of truth, we let nothing stand in our way when it comes to bringing you, the Blog Talk Radio listener, the news makers of the day.

Also on today's show:

STORMY WEATHER DEAD AHEAD FOR THE SS TRUMP!

KELLYANNE COMES UNGLUED

THE COMMANDER OF CHEESE???

BOB MUELLER SNAGS THE CELL PHONES

Every day that Sarah Suckabee Sanders stands before the assembled press corps and lies without her tongue turning black and falling out of her head causes me to doubt the existence of a fair and just Supreme Being. Tell the big lie, tell it over and over again. That's the ticket!

Just as we were putting this podcast to bed, the news broke that Robert Mueller is seeking to revoke Paul Manafort's home release based on allegations that Manafort has been using his "home alone" time to engage in naughty witness tampering. More on tomorrow's show! But tonight we discuss Trump's latest lurch toward totalitarianism and the willingness of the GOP to go along with it. And other stuff, too!

What if all those immigrant kids taken from their immigrant moms and dads are being funneled into an adoption scheme fronted by the US Department of Homeland Security and the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement force? "ICE, ICE Baby?" It's as good a rumor as anything else floating around out there. And we're not the kind to let a lack of facts keep us from espousing entertaining conspiracy theories. Also, Trump fires the first shots in a trade war and more about Jeff Sessions and his BETRAYAL of the president.

Blog Talk Radio claims they've worked the bugs out of the system, but since they don't provide a meaningful trial period we have to take them on faith. So, we'll pop for a month's worth of the service and see if they are as good as their word as we take a deft satirical scalpel to the news of the day.