Join an idiotically giggly Dan, a sociopathic Sevin, and a says-both-funny-and-mildly-questionable-shit Azzan as they talk about everything and achieve nothing! If there's pros and cons the opposite of progress is congress; this is congress and we let that court come to order.

Your host, Dan, and his guest, Rainey, chill out and catch up on the times. Ever since she moved to Virginia, our contact has become more and more sparse but here we are! Chilllin' over the worst of times, the best of times, and everything in between . . . you'll be sitting on the inner end of your seats, with your arms comfortably on the armrests.

Me and Linda are cringy perverse horny teens and listening back on this makes me regret i'm putting this out at all. I'm sorry Dad, please don't listen to this one.

Tiny Asian boy and midget Hispanic woman  talk about their friends a lot. That and crawling out of the centripetal spiral of despair.

Dan brings on a Hawaiian Samoan hunk, dual sports player, fluent in slang,  Keawe Johnson and we talk about values, principles, and bettering one-selves through failure. Big goofs all around. Don;t forget to brush your teeth you mongrels

No one reads this right? Oh well. . . The Chad Nysani gives your host, the virgin Daniel, the rundown on gay sex and his experiences with it for a whole hour. If your sensitive christian ears refuse to listen you can go ahead and skip to 1:06:00 and save your auditory virginity; it really does get graphic. But nonetheless I had a fun time! Always wear a condom and never have sex without consent. That was my TED talk and thank you.

Join Daniel and his guest, Kathy, as she spends 49 minutes and 25 seconds ignoring her mother's phone calls only to be kidnapped by her when said mother shows up at Daniel's house without prior knowledge of its location, let alone Kathy's. After the marvelous showing of her detective sleuthing prowess, Kathy's mother attempts to litigate her child only for Kathy to play a reverse UNO card and yeet her mother into silence. What a Chad. But that's just the epilogue. Today we talk about hobbies, childhood, parenting/or lack thereof, and whether size matters(?)

Your host brings upon yet another person new with unique perspectives. Those perspectives pertaining to reading, eclipses, ellipsis . . . Enter Anna Grace! : Environmentalist, LGBTQ+ advocate, and an avid fan of the literary arts. Funnily enough, we only touch upon one third of those things.

Extra Special extra episode with the man, the myth, the legend, Abraham Diaz. Listen as a sleep deprived Daniel and his cool friend, slowly find themselves in a centripetal spiral of hapless lunacy. We talk about some pretty immature things and make equally as inappropriate jokes in this cast because we're all but completely and utterly delirious; please be patient and don't tell my mother. Thanks! love you ;) We talk about s3x, w33d, drU9s, and how to forgive yourself for failing to live up to your idyllic expectations.

Join our heroes, guest speaker Amanuel Fitsum and your host, Dan,  as they embark upon a quest to work out their bods as well as attempt to solve some of the world's emotional problems with some plausible rhetoric. And although I say the world, we really just mean ourselves in our personal lives.