The dads are back… briefly. In this holiday hiatus episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott cover everything from one of the wildest coaching implosions in college football history to Indiana’s shocking rise as a legit football powerhouse. From butter knives and scandals at Michigan to the subjectivity of the Heisman Trophy, the guys break down why some programs crumble while others finally have their moment.

They also dive headfirst into the chaos of December dad life: holiday parties, work deadlines, freezing football games, gift overload, spoiled kids, discipline vs. “fun parent” debates, and why modern parenting feels like financial death by a thousand Amazon packages. Add in cold weather misery, haircut planning, holiday travel, and a candid announcement of the show’s first real break, and you’ve got a classic Broke Ass Dads episode—equal parts sports, sarcasm, and survival.

The dads sign off with gratitude, laughs, and a well-earned holiday hiatus before coming back strong in the new year.

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In this hilarious, high-energy episode of Broke Ass Dads, Scott and Jordan recap a wild night out as they venture from their quiet suburban lives into the chaos of Wrigleyville to watch Indiana clinch its first outright Big Ten Championship since 1945. From freezing on the train surrounded by Gen-Z “six-seven” chanters, to getting bullied by overconfident 20-year-olds at Sluggers, to witnessing Ohio State implode in spectacular fashion — the dads break down every moment with their signature sarcasm and storytelling.

They dive deep into Indiana’s insane football turnaround, the fallout of Ohio State’s missed chip-shot field goal, why Georgia might be the most dangerous team in the playoff, and whether Notre Dame is becoming the biggest sore loser in college football. The guys also reflect on aging, dad responsibilities, late-night Taco Bell decisions, and what it means to party like you're 22 when you’re definitely… not.

Perfect for fans of sports banter, dad humor, and unfiltered real-life ridiculousness.

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In this week’s episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott crawl out of the Thanksgiving haze—20 pounds heavier, slightly injured (thanks to some aggressive turkey carving), and fully traumatized by long restaurant tables and family politics. The guys break down the chaos of hosting, “kids vs. adults” table conversations, cousins walks, and the magical transformation from Thanksgiving to full-blown winter overnight.

Then things take a turn as Jordan exposes his jam-packed December dilemma: corporate holiday parties, networking events disguised as “holiday cheer,” six-hour Teams meetings that may or may not include dinner, and more confusion than one man can handle. Scott attempts to talk him off the ledge (while also roasting him mercilessly), offering wardrobe tips and decoding what actually qualifies as a holiday party.

From snowy Midwest vibes to HR-approved cocktail hours, this episode hits the sweet spot of dad life, corporate nonsense, and holiday season comedy.

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In this special Thanksgiving episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into holiday chaos, culinary traditions, awkward family dynamics, and… colonoscopies. Yes, really. From dissecting modern Thanksgiving menu debates like mac and cheese vs. stuffing, to the mysteries of why turkeys only seem to exist one month out of the year, the guys deliver their signature unfiltered dad humor.

Jordan breaks down his hosting game plan for 15 hungry guests — including brining timelines, thawing panic, and why dessert has become a full-contact sport. Scott brings the chaos with tales of massive family gatherings, his top-secret pie plug, and the brilliant-or-insane timing of scheduling a colonoscopy immediately after the most gluttonous weekend of the year.

If you've ever debated cranberry sauce styles, questioned why Turkey is always dry, or wondered whether a post-Thanksgiving colon cleanse is tactical or traumatic, this episode is for you. Grab your stretchy pants — it’s a feast.

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This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the full-blown mayhem that happens when one half of the parental unit skips town — leaving the other to run the household. Scott shares his hour-by-hour meltdown as he tries to juggle cheer practice, a birthday party, a dance recital, and the elusive “purple costume bag”… all while desperately trying to make it downtown for the Michigan vs. Northwestern game at Wrigley.

From wrong directions, chaotic timelines, and a shockingly competent 6-year-old daughter, to Jordan’s tales of missing keys, freezer mysteries, and accidental wallet-less adventures… this episode is peak dad comedy.

Plus:
• Why dads should never be responsible for costume logistics
• Why Apple Wallet might destroy families
• Why every recital should come with a jail-time voucher for exhausted dads
• And the legendary story of stealing a wedding centerpiece to save a marriage (kind of)

A chaotic, hilarious, painfully relatable episode for every parent who’s ever tried — and failed — to pretend they’re in control of the weekend.

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In this laugh-out-loud episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott prove that getting older isn’t for the weak — or the well-rested. After celebrating a birthday dinner that started at 5:30 PM (because, of course), the guys reflect on what it means to be “geriatric” dads. From struggling to climb the stairs, to debating the proper bedtime for grown men, to nursing battle wounds from key lime pie — it’s a masterclass in middle-aged comedy.

The conversation spirals hilariously into sports fandom and family life: the Indiana Hoosiers’ dream season, the Chicago Bears’ eternal heartbreak, mall errands during game day, and the art of dad-level shower routines. Add a dash of aging humor, a sprinkle of college nostalgia, and the faint sound of a leaky ceiling, and you’ve got an episode that perfectly captures the beautiful chaos of dad life.

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In this hilarious “Broke Ass Dads” episode, Jordan and Scott dive into post-Halloween chaos, dad aging woes, and a World Series that left them both speechless. From Jordan’s candy addiction and “shaving cream fights” confession to Scott’s rookie mistake of critiquing his wife’s yoga pants, nothing is off-limits in this backyard therapy session. The dads also debate Midwest winters, the dangers of shopping wives armed with credit cards, and the greatest baseball series they’ve ever witnessed. Equal parts relatable and ridiculous, this episode is a home run of dad humor, sarcasm, and suburban survival.

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This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott spiral from roasting “Love Is Blind” to full-blown Hoosier football fever. The dads debate whether reality show contestants have brain cells, gush over Indiana’s shocking dominance in college football, and break down why Coach Cignetti might actually be the Saban of the Midwest. Then, they pivot into full Halloween mode — from favorite candies (including some very questionable dark chocolate confessions) to neighborhood hot dog legends, kid costumes, and the perils of trick-or-treating in 40-degree weather. It’s dad life, sarcasm, and chaos — the Broke Ass way.

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The dads are back and diving headfirst into fall weather, youth sports chaos, and the strange world of internet commenters. Jordan shares his viral post that sparked an online civil war about punctuality and parenting, while Scott reveals how one reality TV contestant—Sparkle Megan from Love Is Blind—has single-handedly wrecked his household budget.

From sarcastic dad humor to spousal Amazon habits and a potential Kygo-themed 9th birthday party, this episode hits every note of suburban dad life. Tune in for laughs, relatability, and a reminder that sometimes your biggest financial risk isn’t inflation—it’s your wife discovering new influencers.

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This week, the Broke Ass Dads are all over the map — literally. Jordan’s juggling travel, kids’ sports, and a wife who (apparently) can talk for hours in a parking lot, while Scott debates whether his college football obsession is actually a religion. The guys dive into college football chaos, Major League Baseball heartbreak, and why certain fanbases just can’t let go.

Then things take a spooky turn — from over-the-top Halloween setups and blown fuses to whether a “bowl of candy on the porch” makes you a bad dad. It’s another hilarious, caffeine-fueled rant-fest about priorities, parenting, and pretending we have it all together.

Expect: sarcasm, dad logic, sports heartbreak, Halloween safety violations, and a debate on which spouse is the better human.

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