In this laugh-out-loud episode, the Broke Ass Dads recount their epic, impromptu happy hour-turned-all-night adventure in downtown Chicago during Lollapalooza weekend — complete with fashion critiques, generational confusion, and tequila-fueled realizations of just how old they’ve gotten. From navigating Gen Z bar culture to debating whether a Celsius energy drink spiked with High Noon is a beverage innovation or lawsuit waiting to happen, Jordan and Scott pull no punches. They also dive into hangover science, questionable seltzer trends, dad bod fashion, and how festival life changes after 35. It’s a full send into midlife with humor, heartburn, and a side of Taco Bell.

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The Broke Ass Dads are back from Las Vegas — barely. This episode unpacks their dad-style Sin City shenanigans: Jordan’s inflight cheese-induced vomiting, Scott’s suspicious bathroom encounter with a shirtless stain removal, oyster-eating while wearing white jeans, and a backstage run-in with Tiësto (and two very underdressed influencers).

They break down the sensory overload of the Sphere, Backstreet Boys ballads, gambling wins, and a pool party featuring a woman in a hoodie with cat ears — fully submerged in 110° heat. Also: a fan encounter that proves “Broke Ass Jordan” is officially internet famous.

Vegas might be in the rearview, but the stomach issues, travel sports, and looming back-to-school chaos are just getting started. You don’t want to miss this one.

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Jordan’s got no kids at home and still manages to be exhausted—classic dad move. Meanwhile, Scott’s basement floods, Jordan injures his eye fixing a faucet, and both are getting ready for a Vegas trip with more anxiety than excitement. In this episode, the Broke Ass Dads dive into the realities of dad-level trip planning, whether liquid IV drips are worth it, the art of gambling without blowing your retirement, and which senses they’d sacrifice for survival (spoiler: vision stays). Oh, and they’re hitting the Sphere for a Backstreet Boys show—debates about NSYNC and merch included. From IV lounges to buffet debates and ATM fees, this episode is your hilarious, practical, and slightly hungover guide to surviving Las Vegas as a 30- or 40-something parent.

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In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Scott and Jordan go full dad-logic on spring break planning—while their wives are downstairs plotting a luxury escape that rivals a billionaire’s itinerary. From fighting Iowa speeding tickets with imaginary Kardashian lawyers to manifesting wealth with framed blank checks, the dads spiral into a hilarious breakdown of vacation delusions, parenting expenses, and marital negotiations.

They weigh the pros and cons of all-inclusive resorts, beachside tequila therapy, and the fine art of pretending Florida is a glamorous international getaway. There’s even a bold plan to take over spring break planning themselves—spoiler: it ends in mild panic and an Equifax alert. Oh, and next week? They promise a “Dad’s Guide to Doing Vegas Right.”

Whether you’re booking the Aman Yara or sneaking across the street for a staycation, this episode hits all the broke dad feels.

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In this star-spangled episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into two wildly different Independence Day weekends. While Jordan was surviving turf fields, $25 entry fees, and Des Moines hotel lobby bars during a travel softball tournament, Scott was enjoying a classic lakeside 4th — until a black-tie wedding in 96° heat crashed the party.

They rant about travel sports robbing family time, weddings scheduled on national holidays, tequila surprises in Iowa, and the ongoing saga of not seeing their spouses during sports season. Amid the sarcasm, there’s real talk about parenting, growing kids, bittersweet milestones, and even a few “get to know your wife again” moments.

If you’ve ever traded fireworks for foul balls or debated if “cover charge” is the right term for watching your own kid’s game — this one’s for you.

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On this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan finally (allegedly) finishes his move — but not before outsourcing every part of it and possibly getting banned from his own house. Meanwhile, Scott tries to make sense of a mysterious moving box labeled “living room clothes.” Oh, and surprise: Jordan’s dad (a.k.a. Broke Ass Papa) joins the show and drops some classic Vegas wisdom, 80s-style fatherhood reflections, and one crucial tip for surviving Sin City.

With the kids heading off to camp, the dads plot their grown-up escape — a Backstreet Boys concert at The Sphere in Vegas, a few DARTY (day party) plans, and enough steakhouse drama to question why a piece of meat costs $1,000. Nostalgia, sarcasm, and heatstroke warnings included.

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In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the highs, lows, and humid chaos of Midwest summer parenting. From unexpected run-ins with Wisconsin state troopers to the bougie vs. rustic overnight camp debate, the dads share their own wild stories of father-son camp weekends—complete with creaky bunks, 2:45 AM toilet flushes, and questionable sleep arrangements. They break down the absurd cost of sleepaway camp and whether it’s really worth it (spoiler: sort of), all while uncovering the real benefits—independence, off-the-grid time, and camp friends for life. Whether your kids go to camp or not, this episode will have you laughing, sweating, and reconsidering how you spend your summer.

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This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott accidentally live the same chaotic business trip without even planning it—from an unexpected airport reunion at 4:30 a.m., to a shared flight that went wildly off-course and landed in scenic (and confusing) Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. The dads recount their harrowing 8-hour journey to New York, complete with circling delays, militant flight attendants, and bathroom emergencies. But don't worry—it all ends with fine tequila at a surprise celebrity-owned NYC bar. The guys also dive deep into their passion for additive-free tequila, shout out their favorite brands, and explain how drinking tequila might even cure your headaches (maybe). Buckle up for flight trauma, hotel coincidences, NYC madness, and a smooth tequila education.

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This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan is solo parenting while preparing to move—and things are going exactly as you'd expect: one box packed, zero strategy, and a whole lot of complaining. Scott and Jordan dive into the chaos of moving with kids, sticker-shock from moving company quotes, and the mafia-level tape charges movers sneak in. Plus, the guys explore the absurdity of insurance math, share tips (and warnings) from past moves, and take a hilarious detour into cul-de-sacs, roleplay jokes, and neighborhood reputations. If you've ever packed a box or tried to avoid it, this one’s for you.

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In this chaotic and hilariously relatable episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the end-of-school-year whirlwind—aka “May-hem.” From Spirit Week meltdowns and last-minute glitter runs to teacher gifts, bus driver diplomacy, graduation party madness, and the mystery of why summer break starts before summer does, the dads try to make sense of it all.

They also tackle the struggle of keeping kids off screens, the hunt for summer structure, and why camp might be the last bastion of sanity. Toss in some dad-banter, a TikTok shoutout, a questionable credit card charge, and a moving-day crisis, and you've got an episode every parent will feel deep in their tired soul.

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