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In a first for the show, we have a guest this week who brought their own movie, so join us in deciding if it's actually good or not as we watch the 2004 Hollywood epic Troy. Our guest Wilson would also like it to be known that, though he did not mention it in the recording, he thinks Eric Bana's curly mullet kicks ass. Go check out more of his and his friends' opinions on movies and mullets on our dear beloved cousin podcast Reel Phonies (https://reelphonies.com/ or search up Reel Phonies on your podcast player of choice).

From a recommendation based on a funny gif on the internet, here comes our episode about the 2016 Steven Seagal war hero movie Sniper: Special Ops. If you get up to get a snack while watching it, you'll move around more than Seagal does in the entire movie!

Please keep your arms and legs inside the time trap at all times. Time Trap (2013).

Everyone get your long white wigs and your cat eye contacts ready and join us this week in discussing the 2001 Polish movie/edited tv series The Hexer. Aka The Witcher if you want more name recognition, or Wiedźmin if you wanna be really authentic. 

We're back on our bullshit. The Chevy Chase National Humor Test (1979). More like a test of our patience.

We've passed another big milestone with the show so you know what that means, it's time to look back and try to remember all the stuff we watched. This time we try to figure out who's memory is best with a little trivia as well, and then almost immediately stop keeping score.

It's not a true ween til you watch the Halloween shorts of the Homestar Runner.

Come get in the Halloween spirit with us as we hop into the middle of another big horror franchise, this year choosing to go with the 1985 spookernatural slash-em-up A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. A movie where the Wikipedia section entitled "Homoerotic subtext" is longer than the plot summary.

What kind of an asshole even gives out rocks on Halloween? It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966).

It's October baby so you know what that means, grab your fakest looking skeleton decorations and join us for the 1959 Vincent Price spooktacular House on Haunted Hill. Technically we don't know for sure that the title is inaccurate, since it just says the hill is haunted, not the house.