On this inaugural episode of the Brologue podcast, the Bird brothers—Grant, Caden, and “Mr. Ratburn” (Austin)—riff on Austin’s new gig coaching youth soccer. He shares the hilarious realities of wrangling little kids, running chaotic practices, and surviving parent sideline pressure, all under a “contract” paid in apple juice and snacks. From there, the conversation bounces through road-trip nostalgia, a shout-out to Dory from Finding Nemo, and Grant’s workout playlist (21 Pilots for maximum motivation and mild self-loathing). They also swap takes on My Octopus Teacher and Guardians Vol. 2, rank cereals, and debate favorite Dallas Mavericks