In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’s got going on in the equipment department.

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic Tinder dating life!

Jeff is wearing the Shock Collar again this morning!

Today's question: It’s Déjà vu all over again! Previously on the Shock Collar Question of the day I asked you to identify various North American slang words and today is the grand finale of regional jargon! I’ll give you the word, the region and the part of speech and you have to tell me what the definition of each word is.

Your words are:

From Washington D.C.: Slug

From Illinois: scramble dinner

And from Iowa: kittenball

It’s never too early so sell your kid’s soul to become an influencer on the internet.

A guy reached out to us for an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call trying to get out of something he said “YES” to doing with his girlfriend… You won’t believe the reason he’s so terrified…

We've heard typical stories about getting revenge on an ex, but today's Masked Speaker went to incredible lengths just to get under the skin of a person she once held close...

Today’s Phone Tap victim is skeptical about how “smart” his car really is… so we’re calling to tell him all the scientifically precise ways that he’s a terrible driver, car owner, and bad person in-general.

One of the worst business decisions any company could make is hiring JOSE to run your finances. In today’s Phone Tap he’s a new accountant and calling the guy who used to have his job for some help.

Right from the jump, Jeffrey made a huge blunder in today’s Second Date… He asked our producers not to air it, which means of course we did anyway!

Jeff is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's Question: Previously on the Shock Collar Question of the day I asked you to identify various north American colloquialisms and I’m happy to say I’ve grubbed up another batch of regional slang for you to identify today. I’ll give you the word, and where its from and you have to tell me what the definition of each word is.

The words are:

From Wisconsin–Whoopensocker

From South Dakota – a “soak”

And from Kentucky – a ridy bob