Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!

Jose is trying to deliver a package and it comes complete with a headache for our Phone Tap victim!

Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.

Jeffrey is desperate to get in contact with today’s Phone Tap victim because he accidentally baked a piece of paper with his bitcoin wallet address into a cake that the guy ATE! Don’t you hate when that happens?

A new survey asked people to estimate how much their life is taken up by work... Any guesses on the Percent of what people said?... the Average Answer was 42%... But WE WANT IT to be around the 30% level.... So MOST people wish they could be working LESS and enjoying Life MORE.

The survey also asked people to name the Top Perks people wish they had at work. AND i'll give you Number one answer. It's Bonuses (ESPECIALLY around the Holidays)

You need to give me the Next Top Three... and when i read the question again, I'll tell you if you've mentioned all three or not...

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"

If you're biking around town, you need a song to celebrate it! Instead of OneRepublic's "Counting Stars" it's Young Jeffrey's "Dodging Cars!"

One of our listeners was convinced into doing a self-less good deed during his first date… and somehow it completely backfired.

We’re calling from Netflix and our Depression Algorithm has found someone who might be having a rough time, so we’ve prescribed them a “Theraflix” to help!