Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"

Brooke had a cookie fiasco, Jose started streaming on Twitch, Alexis' brother is trolling us, and Jeffrey cursed at someone while hosting a charity auction. It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!

Today’s Second Date is an epic comeback opportunity for a man who’s been on our show before. He went by “Mat-Man” and today we’re going to be his trusty sidekicks!

Jeff and Jose are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap and we’re going to make today’s Phone Tap victim regret they ever called for customer service.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to get her laptop back from IT, but we lent it to Jose instead and he has entirely compromised the search history.

In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!

In today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call we’re gonna let one woman know about an unrequited love that’s been going on for 3 years and now it’s finally time for the truth to see the light…

The woman on today’s Second Date invited her guy over for a Family Game Night and things got a LOT more physical than he ever anticipated…

Before quitting his theme park job of the last 6 years, today's Masked Speaker wants to come on and confess the super secret, and perhaps UNETHICAL perk he's been taking advantage of...

Jose is calling a pizza shop and trying to drum up some false sympathy in order to boost sales, and the manager is NOT having any of it!