Seriously, does any single episode of Star Trek: TNG pass the Bechdel test? Who's cutting hair now? Which kids' movies are the creepiest?

Which famous rapper from the early 2000's gets ROCK HARD doing jigsaw puzzles? HINT THE FIRST: He likes ladies named Monica and ladies named Monique. Once that is out of the way, we tackle the best console gaming generation, in another of our fascinating looks into the culture of geeks and dorks and mouth-breathers.

Matt's a little ticked off at Judah for introducing him to a new mobile game that's going to suck all of his time away. He covers up his emotion by poo-pooing all of Judah's kind music suggestions. Matt also recaps his trip to Vegas, and extols the virtues of Spirit Airlines, America's most hated corporate entity.

We've got DVR talk. We've got olympics talk. We've got Prince and Beyonce talk. We've got emulator talk and virus talk. We've got Aunt Mary talk. Does any of that interest you? Listen and subscribe!

Will we realize that Matt's using the wrong microphone in time to do something about it? Would Judah's voice sound better if he hadn't just finished gumming up his throat with sticky "Chinese Food"? Why do you keep listening? I know the format of these descriptions is that I ask you rhetorical questions, but I really want to know the answer to that question.

What would Katy Perry say about a hot 5 on air conditioning and a cool 10 about the new Star Wars trailer? How'd they get them Death Star plans? What would an hour long conversation be like if Matt watched ten TV shows Judah never watched and Judah watched five Matt never watched? Would there even be anything to talk about? How about a screed on pay-cable nudity? How does that suit you?

Why not start a podcast with 3 minutes on race relations? That seems like a good idea. Other topics of discussion include: Which beard color is the most trustworthy? Can the best actor of a generation bring a movie down? Will you see a movie you know has a moronic premise? Who was a lazier lyricist: Sam and Dave, or Fats Domino? Is Birdman Michael Keaton's play-within-the-movie-Birdman? Why are superhero movies just the worst?