Brown Bricks Podcast

Bonjourno brickers, this week we discuss:

Our REAL opinion of our audience,

Getting vacuum sealed,

Giant hamster ball extreme sports,

vitruvian man hamster ball,

Weird emoji uses,

Offline tv,

Steven Crowder’s debate lording his wife over not getting the car,

Phin and Jack putting a bounty on Steven Crowder’s dog,

Retirement home horror movie,

Sam Hyde’s Fishtank being a waking nightmare,

Nicholas Rossi,

Faking your death,

Jack Halow’s “Gang Gang Gang” being a weird exploration of his terrible friends,

My boyfriend's cancer battle was ruining my mental health so I left him - now I'm running a marathon in his honour,

Metastasize,

Magic the Gathering Pinkerton Situation,

The great secret rare Pokemon card heist,

Jack and Jackson 12 angry men-ing the Pokemon factory stealing,

Jack going to a Pokemon tournament as a kid

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Phin’s toes,

Jonathan Majors drama,

Tom Holland jerking off to Chadwick Bozeman,

The Bud Light Dylan Mulvay controversy,

Stock market dummies,

Conservative Dads Ultra Right Beer,

Bud Light’s “apology”,

The White is Right Claw,

Terrible mobile game ads,

Andrew Tate’s Lunchbox Story,

Take Cobra Comics being way too horny,

Chess being a lot like Minecraft,

The innocence club accepting Andrew Tate,

Naruto eyes in the courtroom (mangekyou sharingan),

Being a guy who sucks with a superpower,

Our soundboard,

18th anniversary of the first YouTube video,

Boning an elephant’s trunk,

Monkey frog,

Sydnee in the Sheets being over,

Jack’s obsession with monster girls,

Jack (extensively) detailing his top 10 hottest sonic characters,

The Snow Plow Show,

our shout outs of the week,

And Mr. Beast’s gay conversion therapy.

We did it guys! We made it too 100 episodes. Kinda wish there was more to this one but honestly it's just more of the same, where we happen to discuss:

Reminiscing about all the pods that brought us here,

Jack quizzing the members on the titles of the podcasts,

Discussing WWII with all of our guests,

Tyler Dunbar recommending us movies,

Is only liking act one of movies,

Phin watches Love is Blind,

Jackson watching Milf Manor,

Asking the Mayor of Pakistan if they can watch Milf Manor,

White women controlling the election,

The “In Minecraft” defense not holding legal water,

The removal of online anonymity,

Being the town crier,

Dating sim where cute girl helps you file your irl taxes,

Jack’s pilates being ruined by 7 women booking their classes a month in advance,

Racism vs misogyny,

The podcast curing alzheimer's,

Justin Roiland being “innocent”,

Teenagers being into rice patty hats,

Black people enjoying eating corn starch with a spoon,

White people not being able to season chicken,

Kanpai anime convention billboard being in a sketch part of saddle creek,

Eating the starch on your dry-cleaning.

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This week on a pod where we're recovering from St. Patty's Day ☘️ , we talk:

The origin of the Brown Bricks name,

Out beef with Doug Walker aka the Nostalgia Critic,

Corn,

Buffets,

Helen Keller being a fake for her socialist teacher,

Our St Patty’s Day fun,

Naming 3 women we admire,

Business insider publishes a diary entry,

Studying a broad and pulling in other countries,

Would you date a podcaster NYT article,

Jewish men being unable to run,

Non binary bison,

The sexiest Ben 10 aliens,

The Ultimate Brown Bricks Podcast,

Ben RitTenhouse,

Jacks over eager censoring,

Anchor constantly updating us with their content guidelines,

Jack accidentally watching Joe Rogan,

Throwing up as a standup but,

Jack’s submission the biggest problem in the universe stinger contest,

Out biggest problems on our universes,

VR Cripples,

And being in our puns era.

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Brash boys! 

Our time in Vegas, 

Bing AI telling people to leave their wives, 

Browsers selling your informations, 

Conservatives burning money with no way of recouping it, 

Daily wire man selling chocolate, 

9/11 and Disney channel, 

Cyberchase still airing, 

Antz, 

Someone shooting themselves in front of us, 

Heckling movies in front of the director, 

The Metaverse is dead, 

Feeling when your Sonics are kissing in VR, 

Silicon Valley bank shutting down, 

Using the life alert ambulance as an Uber, 

Phin having a Mexican buddy, 

Bar called thrive, 

And Cyberchase on BBP.

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This week we return, back from the ashes of podcast land and food poisoning to discuss:

Why we missed last week,

Food poisoning,

Doctors saying you’re cursed,

The Pikamae situation and the hate of tuber fans,

Streamers being very lame,

Dilbert man Scott Adams nuking his career,

Jackson looking like Pete Davison,

Her for She Hersheys women’s bar,

Candy not being a gendered thing and for girls vs for boys,

A girls version of our podcast,

Jack’s obsession with girly podcasts,

Commenting on Sydnee in the Sheets,

Funko pop landfill,

Long furbies and the old robot dogs at sharper image,

Trumps Freedom Cities and Flying Cars,

A drunk driving license,

Good public transit,

Trump in Palestine McDonalds,

Kid hall pass and the moral grey of pedo teachers,

Jack’s neighbor quarrel,

Z Cup shop teacher gets put on administrative leave,

Jack getting blackpilled,

Andrew Tate having lung cancer and our countdown to lung cancer,

Bass Pro Shop pyramid acknowledgment,

Taking down the mob in Vegas,

What we’d do for super powers,

The great “would you love me if I was a worm” debate,

Worm podcast.

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Greetings human, this week the robot bois were programmed to talk about:

Our first fully AI bit thanks to d0tbat,

Dan AI chat GPT cheat,

Bloodr the vampire dating app,

Us talking about sissy hypnosis too much,

Conservatives and Tucker Carlson defending sissy hypnosis,

Kanye changing his name to Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West,

The great Chinese Spy ballon debate,

Chinese Trojan horse in the Macy’s day parade,

UFOs invading the USA,

We don’t know how flight works and finding that out,

The “culture” of the bird house living room,

Going to antiques road show with our food processor,

Antiques road show magic cards,

Magic the Gathering lore,

Suggsverse powerlevel debates,

Doing the pinky sploinky on God with your prayers,

Andrew Tate almost crying in prison,

The appealing life pf a prison girlfriend,

Kang and socialism in Quantumania,

Ant Man Quantumania being really dumb,

Ruling accent times with modern tech and trying to recreate mid anime,

Kang vs Thanos at a bar,

Why is Kang so mean?,

Guy clapping at the Flash trailer in my theater,

Jack watching the Atop the 4th Wall the movie,

SleepyCabin Rice Pirate Drama,

Shadman being Banksy,

We the best podcast

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Hello our fellow brickers,, to day the boys on the pod discuss:

Our podcast as an AI podcast,

Jack generating AI voice sound alikes of the pod members,

Jack’s amateur edible experience,

Using weed like melatonin,

Selling Sunsets being a human trafficking show,

Jack’s Anime Girl Excel moment,

Getting fired for peeing in the office break room,

The roulette wheel that determines who’s desk I shit on,

Elon complaining about not getting enough engagement on twitter,

Chat bots not letting you be racist,

AI Seinfeld and people over blowing hot good AI is at this point,

The newest AI being a guy in a room answering a question,

Character AI’s community response being very embarrassing,

Creating a parasocial relationship with our podcast,

Jack getting really into mancala vs womencala,

What makes Chinese checkers Chinese,

Jack acquiring the pussy flavored M&Ms,

Our hopes for a Puppy Monkey Baby 2,

Marketing ourself as a life advice podcast,

Dhar Mann videos venturing into the supernatural,

Jackson’s love advice and Phin’s farming advice,

Where does the trash go?,

Ron DeSantis grooming allegations,

Friendship breakups and the weird injection of therapy/corporate speak into everyday life,

YouTuber who made Dr. Who toy reviews fakes livestream for murder alibi,

Race Attorney and Phoenix White,

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Another week, another amazing podcast. This week we discuss:

Pokémon deepfakes,

The Atrioc situation and parasocial relationships,

Atrioc Deepfaking Animals onto Porn,

Us doing a video podcast so people can deepfake us,

Beating off when you don’t want to,

The origin of candy crush,

The Chinese spy balloon,

Making a big paper airplane to pop the big balloon,

USA vs China wars,

People getting mad at Mr. Beast,

The horrible situation that is the live action Squid Game set,

What a USA version of squid game would look like,

SeathTheProgrammer’s weird takedown document,

Racism power scaling,

MetLife blimp vs Chinese spy balloon,

Chinese spy devices,

Omaha target almost shooting,

Pretending to be a girl on Omegle to catch predators,

Us group beating off on omegle but being very careful,

Rumpelstiltskin as a rumpleminz,

The Netflix film that used AI generated backgrounds,

Prosecuting “gateway crimes”,

Jack confronting a stupid thief,

ChatGPT making us a bit,

Blizzard vs Netease,

Guys fixing a coffee machine,

Utility of AI vs Cryptocurrency,

Tar Island MMO,

AI girlfriends and the controversy around AI Dungeon,

Jack’s problem with service workers,

Playground flirting and negging too hard,

MGTOW Super Sayian,

Goku meets Andrew Tate,

Putting all the pod money on brown,

and playing roulette on the big racist wheel.

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Our Doug Walker bamboozle,  

Not confronting allegations,  

Making a circa 2000s website,  

Making unrelated twitter and facebooks to shill our pod,  

The proportion of gay people buying bedazzled Starbucks cups,  

CEOs having two jobs,  

Service people being too nice,  

Jack almost dying while trying to evolve an Eevee,  

Having s@x with an old women hard to kill her to get her inheritance,  

Glass Onion discussion,  People spitefully making money,  

People being in the villain era in 2023 doing school shootings,  

Jack getting his car towed and getting him wanting to get revenge,  

Tactical x abs ad,  Having a crab that would eat all your dead skin,  

Hiring someone to pick out lice out of your hair,  

New breaking bad ad with popcorn,  

Maya Rudolph being the new M&M spokesperson,  

Cheeseburger sized M&Ms,  

Kanye’s comment’s on George Floyd,  

The fatality rate of fentanyl,  

fentanyl pokemon,  

Kirby’s stinky toes,  

Teenagers staying at retirement homes,  

Hardcore MMO players being in a retirement home,  

The logistics of a sponge bath, 

Guys stealing on Tik Tok and outrage bait,  

Jack bets the tootsie pop owl gives awful head,  

The intricate web of racial tension in the Star Wars universe,  

and our hypothetical Star Wars movie.