Brown Bricks Podcast

Brown Bricks Podcast

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Brown Bricks Podcast episodes

  • Episode 92: Biden is using Sissy Hypnosis to turn the Centrists Trans

    We're bricks, we're brown, and we're talking:

    • New non gay M&Ms,
    • The weird skittles homunculus,
    • The orange M&M making us unformartable,
    • GoDaddy and Hardys commercials,
    • The great in and out debate,
    • Secret menus being creepy pastas,
    • Spiderman eating flies,
    • Testing teacher engagement rings,
    • Super powers being in a diamond ring,
    • Sissy Hypnosis and how we’d use hypnosis,
    • Biden using Sissy Hypnosis to turn the Centrist’s Trans,
    • Grumpy Dumpies,
    • sicilian husk meal prepping,
    • WWE getting sold to Saudi Arabia,
    • Captain Sissy and being a planeteer into your 30s,
    • AI lawyers learning based of Suits,
    • AI jurors trying to get out of jury duty,
    • Marine corps beatig robots with metal gear solid tactics,
    • Humungasaur’s c**k and duck consent,
    • Franken-dick guy and c**k enlargements,
    • Romance author fakes her own death,
    • Curk Cobain going back and making a nightmare channel,
    • Ballon Boy being a hoax but maybe not,
    • Rodger Ebert being critical of movies not having hot babes in it,
    • Cinema Sins being over it,
    • Cinema Sins sinning drive throughs,
    • Making an AI podcast,
    • Why companies have company newspapers,
    • And a return to the corpwars but for candy.

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      1 hr 13 min
    • Episode 91: Please Clap

      This week on a pod with a long lost member we call Tej, we discuss: 

      • MLK day and stopping the MLK assassination, 
      • Getting a tattoo at the tattoo convention, 
      • Face tattoo of you beating off, 
      • Office Christmas parties, 
      • Co workers being really into 88 tactical, 
      • Nazi imagery being like weird my little pony body pillows, 
      • Pedo dog whistles and calling themselves cartographers, 
      • Chipotle logo being the nambla logo, 
      • Andrew Callaghan allegations and channel 5, 
      • Andrew Callaghan hitting on women for his next channel 5 segment, 
      • Final interviews of great people being done by children, 
      • Guacupy Burrito street, 
      • The big burrito child meal, 
      • Justin Rolland domestic charges and the internet’s reaction to them, 
      • Mindy Kaling Velma show being awful, 
      • George Santos being “jew-ish” and lying about being gay, 
      • Uploading to YouTube again, 
      • Nostalgia critic getting the big burrito, 
      • Us doing a terrorism, 
      • Please clap, 
      • Internet litterers, 
      • Commenting on Sydnee in the Sheets with cryptic messages, 
      • Minecraft Diamond pick up lines, 
      • Kanye’s making a ship to “find the mysteries of the world”, 
      • The hollow earth, 6 million ancient vampires and zyclon-g, 
      • Boning a furry at the Christmas party, 
      • Fire Navi and Phin’s indifference, 
      • Avatar world in the animal kingdom, 
      • Putting cum in a caterpillar chrysalis, 
      • and a Cum sensor Pokémon evolution. 

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        1 hr 11 min
      • Episode 90: Emily in Paris is an Isekai for White Women

        This week some guys discuss:

        • Podcaster beefs,
        • Call me daddy drama,
        • Jack watches Emily in Paris,
        • Emily in Paris is an isakai for white women,
        • Emily in parrots,
        • Chilling with my ninja’s T-shirt,
        • Fake crime podcast,
        • True grime podcast,
        • Fetishes in the olden times,
        • Discussing birdhouse’s interior decorating,
        • Fedora vs trilby,
        • Doing real wrestling moves on one another,
        • The worst way to go,
        • 5 shadowing and leaking manga spoilers,
        • Andrew Tate thinking prison is a hustlers paradise,
        • Monkey Onlyfans and chimps drinking power aid,
        • Amazon prime ape,
        • Wasting senzu beans on hangovers,
        • People mad that Ellie from the last of us tv show isn’t hot,
        • More Pokémon boning talk and the Hatterene dilemma,
        • Feeding animals rumpleminz and tums,
        • Going to a kids b day party as an adult,
        • Fighting kids with cancer,
        • Lex Friedman’s book a week list,
        • Jojo music knowledge,
        • Why Jack doesn’t share his music tastes with people,
        • Talking to door guys at the bar,
        • Dressing up as yugi for your whole birthday month,
        • and A lion vs predator.

          • email us at [email protected]

          1 hr 6 min
        • Episode 89: 1.4 Million Frogs and Badonkadogs

          Happy New Year brickers! This new year was started off right with the guys discussing:

          • 2012 and conspiracy theories,
          • The great podcast war and us doing a true crime podcast,
          • New Years misadventures at the bar,
          • Ruth-kanda forever,
          • New Years Resolutions,
          • Podding even harder,
          • Pirates vs Pilates,
          • Getting up before 12,
          • JC Penny advertising being boots on the ground,
          • Linkedin profiles being scams,
          • 1.4 million frog army,
          • Walking a fly,
          • Kafka’s metamorphosis being pretty cool,
          • Andrew Tate getting arrested and being a terrible role model,
          • Pizza payday loans,
          • The controversial payday loans cap,
          • Lay-away alcohol and defaulting on debt,
          • Car payments for big trucks,
          • BMW standing for Big Mexican Woman,
          • What Would You Do at the bar,
          • “Swing on me” guys,
          • Megan Markle and the South African prince,
          • Government issued crypto tokens that expire,
          • One of our friends keeping a junky in their trunk during a high school basketball game,
          • Being charged with man slopper,
          • 8th degree manslaughter,
          • Badonkadog,
          • Henry Cavill being a based misogynist,
          • The Warhammer 40k series,
          • Emailing a pod your nudes.

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            1 hr 3 min
          • Episode 88: The Polar Lolita Express

            Ho Ho Ho, merry Bricksmas everyone! On our 3rd annual nogcast we discuss:

            • Getting a prostitute for Christmas,
            • The gifts that give us ptsd,
            • Meeting Santa for the first time,
            • Santa’s opinions on Jews,
            • Being Jewish on the Polar Express and the Problems with the Polar Express,
            • The Polar Lolita Express,
            • The Japanese polar express and bullet trains,
            • The news paper but porn,
            • The Snowman being a creepy metaphor,
            • Snowman building a snow-dick and being r**ped by an English snowman,
            • Oscar the grouch in the winter,
            • Ben Shapiro with lithium batteries,
            • 127 hours with blue chew,
            • A troll dick pill,
            • Wild chill being the only reason people get cold,
            • Outside hot tubs and Chlorine burns from being dirty,
            • The great goggle debate,
            • The power to ice skate and “man” super heroes,
            • Getting a bat in the house,
            • Bee keepers vs bee givers vs beak eeper,
            • Skipping the 13th floor and the 88th episode,
            • Home alone-ing a ghost,
            • Destroy Build Destroy Lego sets,
            • Jack’s dad getting mad at him for wanting a poly pocket house,
            • Playing finance man,
            • Getting your gifts stolen,
            • Magic playing dads,
            • Trump challenges,
            • Eminem x Rick collabs and Rick playing yugioh,
            • The great Ai Art Justin Roiland debate,
            • AI rappers being racist,
            • N word by proxy,
            • Black vocaloids and black anime characters,
            • And is getting our brown bricks gifts.

              • Email us at [email protected]

              1 hr 25 min
            • Episode 87: No, The Avatar Aliens aren’t Gonna F**k You

              If the title is true, then Jack challenges his fate. Also I know they're called the Na'vi you nerd. While we talk about that, we also talk about:

              • Reading emails,
              • Podcast insurance,
              • 88 tactical in Omaha,
              • Turning the world into mad max,
              • The downfall of Elon Musk,
              • Elon’s desperate need for validation,
              • Liam’s floor tums and designing your room for women,
              • DDLG and Jackson,
              • Eating blueberries at Pokemon locals,
              • The great blueberry supermarket grift,
              • Supermarket security,
              • The vitamin that can kill you,
              • All coom diet,
              • Watching Avatar: the way of water high,
              • Space whalers in Avatar,
              • Having functionally immorality in DBZ,
              • How hot/not hot the Avatar aliens are,
              • The Avatar video game,
              • The Japanese alien race,
              • The Japanese were invented by Walt Disney in order to get young people addicted to porn,
              • Avatar SFM and James Camren making Avatar Porn,
              • The Navi stealing too many blueberries,
              • The new richest man in the world: Bernard Arnault being a tumblr poster,
              • Tesla’s negative impression score,
              • Trump trading card NFTs,
              • Annoying Orange slander,
              • Biting into an orange and it’s filled with cum,
              • Mori Calliope’s new album Sinderella,
              • Yugo getting fired from Nijisanji,
              • Logan Roy from Succession stealing blueberries,
              • and Rich people negotiation tactics.

                • Email us at [email protected]

                1 hr 12 min
              • Episode 86: Pokemon Pickup Lines Work Every Time

                Were back and better than ever! Well not exactly, some of use got our asses beat last night, but the podcast rests for no one. This week we discuss:

                • Phin getting beat up at the bar,
                • No Muslims allowed food cart,
                • Us helping out Kanye on the Alex Jones interview,
                • The Tim Pool Kanye interview and him being a grifter,
                • Conservatives not being able to produce anything of value,
                • The Gay Awards and no hands cumming being the soul food of the gay community,
                • Crash bandicoot trying to no hands cum on stage,
                • Different pube colors,
                • Renaming our pod to “Kill Fuck Bitch Shit”,
                • Elon Musk tweeting out: “what will the world look like in 88 years”,
                • The work life of Jack and power bi problems,
                • Phin touching our old friend’s girlfriend’s tits,
                • Pokémon pickup lines,
                • Belenciaga bdsm teddy bear,
                • The origin of the Star of David,
                • Interning at the boys love association,
                • The Hub player being messed up,
                • ForlornHub,
                • The great RegiIce debate,
                • XBox vs Sony over the activation acquisition,
                • SBF fumbling his way through PR and playing Leauge at Bronze 3,
                • Jackson and Jack making fun of drunk guys,
                • Jack’s elevator snot story,
                • Timothy Chalemot cumming in his pants then killing himself,
                • Doing twins,
                • and There’s no vape in team. 

                  • Email us at [email protected]

                  1 hr 4 min
                • Episode 85.8: Birth by 9/11 - A Fragmentary Gay Jordan Peterson

                  This week on the podcast we relive some of the best recent brown bricks moments! Listen it was either another clip show or nothing. In the past we discussed:

                  • Dominos/Little Cesar's conjoined pizza places,
                  • Shinzo Abe's shooting and mass shootings in general,
                  • Gay Jordan Peterson,
                  • Not being able to pull without a law,
                  • Jane Goodall waning to screw monkies,
                  • Us getting on the next Andrew Tate train,
                  • Brown Bricks University,
                  • How 9/11 REALLY happened,
                  • Making a dad rug heirloom,
                  •  the BeReal dick pic collective,
                  • and the age of consent after the Thanos snap.

                    • email us at [email protected]

                    1 hr 7 min
                  • Episode 85: Ethics of Reverse Animorph Sex
                    This week on the pod, we discuss:
                    Our email situation ([email protected]),
                    The logistics behind 9/11,
                    The 8th reick,
                    Mtn dew killing your sperm count,
                    Changing the color of your cum,
                    Instagram onesies and the Snuggie,
                    Not being able to drink at the World Cup,
                    Old Rupleminz ads with a hot chick riding a polar bear,
                    Goblins playing football,
                    The UFC of sports,
                    Crying while MMA fighting,
                    Hive: the twitter killer,
                    The established titles scam and people over reacting,
                    The Quartering’s wife,
                    The queen of Canada and the age of consent,
                    Irys’ new model,
                    The trope of a guy dying and coming back as a dog,
                    Reverse Animorphs,
                    Hooters NIL deals,
                    The beer cart girl being the platform in golf,
                    Rumpleminz as crack,
                    Morphine,
                    Hating the “I need you to be the type of guy who says “I made plans here at 7 I’ll pick you up””,
                    Real doll onlyfans,
                    Carpet matching the drapes,
                    Smell-o-vision,
                    The red scare,
                    Cooking for one and making your own roommates,
                    A D5 baby,
                    The Chris Benoit and junior sayo cte,
                    and Backyard wrestling deaths.
                    Email us at [email protected], we'll actually see it now.
                    1 hr 5 min
                  • Episode 84: Bar Mitzvah-mon
                    This week on a Jolly Jackson and Jack episode, they discuss:
                    Pokémon scarlet and violet giving Jack headaches,
                    Pokémon incorporating a Star of David on the back of a Pokémon: bar mitzvah-mon,
                    Is twitter dead?
                    The downgrade in quality in Pokémon games,
                    How f**kable are the new Pokémon starters?,
                    The new cum type in Pokémon,
                    The Pokémon trading card game bringing back exs,
                    SBF sex tape ft. The brown bricks podcast,
                    New York doing an oral retelling of our podcast,
                    The purpose of an alarm,
                    Ed Sheeran being in Pokémon,
                    The Jesus Plumber doing standup,
                    Millionaire contract plumbers,
                    LeBron constantly lying,
                    The origin of the Roblox oof noise hbomberguy vid and Tommy Tallarico,
                    The Roblox capitalist dystopia,
                    The famous Roblox rant,
                    Walmart land in Roblox,
                    Jackson and Jack making Roblox games,
                    The reason we haven’t been reading emails,
                    Buttholes, elephants, and pizza,
                    KFC commemorating Kristallnacht,
                    Lex Friedman having a billionaire crying on his pod,
                    Becoming a billionaire,
                    Shitting on Chamath Palihapitiya,
                    Making a massive warhammer diorama,
                    Rebuilding the World Trade Center just to have a 9/11 2,
                    Gary Vee tech,
                    Protecting Abortion and outlawing flavored vapes had the same voters in California,
                    Almost being the generation that got smoking to zero,
                    the Game Awards nominating Sifu for best fighting game,
                    Marvel Snap being shitty,
                    and Dream facing 5 hunters.
                    email us at [email protected] please, Jack won't mess it up this time
                    1 hr 15 min

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