On today's episode, we suffer from mercury poisoning. And then we discuss Joshua Norton AKA The Emperor of the United States.

Today, we take a trip to Alabama to visit a fan. Then we review and revise, and ultimately besmirch the name of Chuck Berry. RIP you beautiful devil.

Today, we get invited to the Annual Presidential Gamble-Off at Grump Towers, and then we talk about witches stealing dicks.

Today, we go an awful boating excursion. And then, for some reason, we learn about how Michael Jackson's head exploded.

On today's episode, We review and revise Harry Grindell Matthews; the inventor of the death ray. Or maybe he isn't. He probably isn't. He isn't.

On today's episode, we have our first live show! And then we review and revise Gef the Mongoose.

On today's episode, we find out about the origins of Jim's blackouts. And then we review and revise Operation Northwood.

On today's episode, we learn about Joe's sweet ass side job. And then we review and revise Australian treasure hunter Harold Lasseter.

On today's episode, I review and revise The Black Constable.

On today's episode, we find out what happened to Jim in New Mexico, and we review and revise human fire cracker Mary Reeser.