This week we have many thoughts and questions about Jason Witten leaving broadcasting to play for the Cowboys again, Kyler Murray’s final measurements from the NFL combine and the bizarre questions scouts ask, Philadelphia’s "we got him" campaign after signing Bryce Harper, Brandon Nimmo maybe DIDN’T have food poisoning after undercooking chicken? Lebron James is living his best life and playing his worst basketball. UNPROTECTED SEGS: Charlotte went to Costco, Is cheating at running a marathon sports? A Call Deb to ask for her campaign slogan, Agro Facts: we found the most incredible website about Pennsylvania mushrooms, The Bachelor is canceled, Jess and Char get in a fight about melons, and a new segment called Dad Wars!

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