Today’s Learning Objective: Discuss the advantages and disadvantages of being an ancillary teacher with our special guest Ms. L.

Mrs. B and Mrs. W welcome the fantastic Ms. L this week. Learn what MFA actually stands for, how to spice up condensation on car windows and what to do with a pile of journals or notebooks in your classroom.

Toxic Positivity

Arts Education Article 

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Have you ever tied a wet shoelace for a student…..and then realized it WASN’T RAINING! 

In this nightmarish episode Mrs. B and Mrs. W have some terrifying teaching tales that will make your eye twitch and your skin crawl in our first annual Halloween Episode! There's blood, screams students, a murdered gazelle, some human trafficking near misses and as always some useful teaching tips and heartwarming moments. 

If you need a laugh, check out The Theme for Spirit Halloween 

Today’s Learning Objective:  Provide a platform for fans to share their past teaching experiences.

Mrs. B and Mrs. W have some great fan phone calls and emails that inspire talk about student fanfic, lack of temperature control and delicious cafeteria lunches. As always they have some complaints AND some hot teaching tips.

Questions? Email us at [email protected], call us at 234-73-TEACH.

It IS called the ASVAB

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Good Boys Trailer 

Learning Objective: Part 2 of our school to prison pipeline discussion with our very special guest Mrs. A. As always we have some great teaching tips and some cathartic screaming in the parking lot.

Questions? Email us at [email protected], call us at 234-73-TEACH.

Learning Objective: We will discuss the school to prison pipeline and its manifestations in modern classrooms.

What do you think of when you hear “school to prison pipeline”? We asked, and you answered. This week we begin our discussion on the STPP. We’ll also hear about how Mrs. W was suspended an almost expelled.

Questions? Email us at [email protected], call us at 234-73-TEACH.

STPP Explained 

Learning Objective: We will warn educators about common pitfalls of new teachers.

Mrs. B and Mrs. W have come up with a list of mistakes that they, and many other teachers make in the early years of their career. They are also guests on this episode of the Dan Aykroyd Podcast . Learn why smiling is important even if you don’t feel like it.

Questions? Email us at [email protected], call us at 234-73-TEACH.

Learning Objective: We will compare the educational practices of the most successful countries worldwide and definitively decide which system is THE best for ALL children.

Mrs. B and Mrs. W are going to tell you where you need to move if you’d like to apply to be a school Happiness Coordinator or a secret midnight tutor.  Mrs. W gets hot for maker spaces, Mrs. B speaks in metaphors and they both lose their minds over the best teacher “prank” in the world.

And who has Mrs. B’s copy of The Smartest Kids in the World?!

Today’s Learning Objective:  We will create a timeline of the history of education in the U.S. and its implications on the present.

Mrs. B and Mrs. W give you a crash course on the US educational system. They bond over their inability to cancel subscription services and reminisce about 1980s classroom practices that would NEVER fly today.

https://americancompass.org/the-commons/our-educational-colonialism/

Today’s Learning Objective:  We will use our problem solving skills to constructively* address concerns teachers have about the 2020/21 school year (answer fan questions)

Mrs. B and Mrs. W long for the days when skinny pills WORKED, heart problems be damned! Mrs. B *really* wants parents to know the difference between homeschooling and what it is they're doing now (spoiler: it's not the same thing). BTW, did y'all know Zac Efron is grown? You will!  Also, find out how private schools are affected by the pandemic and how to make your own living wax museum.

Spoiler alert:  neither Mrs. W or Mrs. B actually have a BS in Education. Mrs. B gives some great advice on differentiating assessments. Mrs. W waxes on about how “smart she was as a kid” and upon relistening thinks she sounds like an a$$hole, but she makes up for it by revealing how to never fail a college course. Mrs. B and Mrs. W $hit-talk the Cheesecake Factory but want to emphatically state they would not turn down a cheesecake. Learn the answer to the question, “How much homework is too much homework?”  Pick up some awesome tips to revive a droopy class, or conversely trick them into almost falling asleep.