B*tch Let's Talk Trash.

Ahoy hoy you spooky little trash pandas!

You want flying fish? Oh we got flying fish! That's right, today we are covering Piranha II: The Spawning. One of the greatest sequels to ever live (according to Jawsome).

This is just a fun romp that has some decent kills, awkward dialogue and a touch of sleaze thrown in for good measure. Like every great B-Grade film should be!

Please enjoy our casual foray into the depth of murderous and frenzied flying fish!

Ahoy hoy you spooky little trash pandas!

We are back for our conclusion on season 1 of the Osbournes!

You will hear about more pointless fights between Kelly and Jack, Ozzy just wanting some peace and quiet, and Sharon being the glue that is holding this crazy mess together!

Enjoy!

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas!

Spook season is among us, and because it's one of our favourite times of the year, we wanted to give you a little something extra this month. We will still have our scheduled planning each Tuesday, but each week for the month of October you will given an extra episode!

We wanted to focus these extra episodes on movies, so we both chose 2 films each.

First up is Coco's choice; Final Destination(2000). We discuss our favourite kills, Coco's flight rituals, and Jawsome's trip down memory lane with Candyman.

We had a lot of fun with this chilled out episode!

Enjoy the episode and the spooky season!

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas!

IT IS OFFICIALLY SPOOKY SEASON!!!!

Now what better to kick off this month with one of the best reality shows ever!

That's right, we will be breaking down the first season of The Osbournes. This reality show has something for everyone. The family seem dysfuncitional but on a much grander scale. But for a reality show about a celebrity family, they are far more relatable than some other celeb reality shows...if you know, you know.

This show was a lot of fun to cover, nothing too serious, and there are a lot of laughs a long the way. Also, we hope you enjoy Coco's impression of Sharon - she really commits to it!

Happy Spooky Season you little trash pandas!

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas!

We are back for another relaxed episode where we have a chat about two terribly trashy films which have not held up. And those two films are Glitter (2001) and Coyote Ugly (2000). You can blame the both of us for this.

We discuss lack of context, the shoddy scripts, bad acting and SOME good acting and we go on a few tangents on the way. Notably our tangent on JLO and her most recent vanity project!

Enjoy you trash pandas!

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas!

We will be taking a tiny break on the reality TV show front, and spending some time discussing a couple of trashy movies, over the next couple of weeks! This episode will be a touch more relaxed with a fair few tangents along the way for good measure.

We decided to choose the wonderfully trashy Wild Things (1998) - which still holds up wonderfully!

And secondly we chose Havoc(2005) - a film that doesn't hold up, and you know what, we are fairly certain it didn't even hold up, upon it's initial release.

Either way, we hope you enjoy this more chilled episode, and we hope it makes you want to watch Wild Things...Havoc...not so much.

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas!

We are back to finish off our break down of Ex On The Beach UK Season 2.

More exes are washing up onto the shore which means more sexy times, more fights and more drama!

Enjoy us reminiscing about the infamous Dolly Doctor from Dolly magazines. As well as Jawsome divulging a story on a snake trying to low-key eat their owner.

Relax, grab a drink and your favourite snacks and bask in the trash and tangents!

Enjoy!

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas!

We are here for the final two episodes and lordy was this some of the best reality tv we had seen in recent years!

All of the eliminated guys come back and they unveil all of the secrets of last remaining lads!

Each of our finalists also get to go on a 24 hour solo date with their lady and boy does it get a little hotsi totsi!

Enjoy!

Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas!

We are back and we are picking up where we left off, from last weeks cliffhanger of an episode!

More guys have been eliminated, everyones status has been revealed and the competition is heating up!

Enjoy!