B.T.F.U. Podcast

IN THIS EPISODE~ The Guys kick back & unwind by discussing their Holidays; Rob gets Covid!; Rob recovers from Covid!; Another Douchebag wrecks another vehicle for Doug!; "The Gwyneth Paltrow Exploding Skank-Ass Candle"; "The Nashville Wal Mart Masturbating Bandit" (with Astroglide!); Douchebags doing Douchebag things in national parks!; PLUS~ Doug learns what a "ball-gasm" is, and Rob answers that age-old nagging question: Just how many pounds of impacted stool WAS Elvis Presley carrying around in his gut?
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-Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell
-A Drop D Podcast Production
-Song: "I Ain't No Joke", by Eric B. & Rakim

HEY HEY! We're BACK! It's an all-new episode of BTFU! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN: https://www.spreaker.com/show/b-t-f-u-podcast
Rob & Doug have alot of catching up to do; Rob goes on a Pandemic Big-Ass Steak Quest to Outback! Doug goes on a tear trolling rednecks, and the Boys reminisce about the bygone Glory Dayz Of Dayglo Spandex-Infused Hair Metal!
PLUS~ "Rob's Tales Of Nudity Gone Awry", some douchebag backs into Doug's convertible and MUCH MORE!
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Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug Campbell
Recorded, Edited & Produced by Grant Wilson.
Song:
"I Left My Wallet In El Segundo", by A Tribe Called Quest

WE'RE BACK! AN ALL-NEW EPISODE IS UP AND READY TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR EARHOLES!
IN THIS EPISODE~ The Facemask Wars of 2020! Sunburn Season is here! Rude-ass people! Witnessing Douchebags getting public ass-beatings! Plus: Leeches! Wieners! Leeches on wieners! Toad-vomit lozenges that cure disease and MUCH MORE!
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Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell
Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson

Song: "State Of The Union (STFU)", by Public Enemy

AWWWWW YEAH, WE'RE BACK! BTFU RETURNS! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-20-covid-19-protocol-edi…
The Boys are in Lock-Down Mode and talking sh*t about all kinds of nonsense! Topics discussed include:
Bands we hate! True "underground" rock! What would Taylor Swift songs be about if she dated Rob for a year? STD's and hammers! Covid Madness! That Psycho with all the Tigers! Plus~ Cock-Ring Decisions gone horribly wrong, f**ked up stories that embarrass others, Easter Porn, and why Pink Floyd can kiss Doug's hairy half-Mexican ass!
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Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug Campbell.
Recorded & Produced by Grant Wilson.

Closing Song: "Scenario", by A Tribe Called Quest.

FINALLY! A SENSE OF NORMALCY IN AN OTHERWISE ABNORMAL WORLD! THE BOYS are BACK and here to help you forget momentarily about your contagious neighbors! Items up for discussion include:
This guy Doug meets poops his pants! Embarrassing high school stories! Rob drinks from a bottle of Skoal-spit! Doug drinks from a bottle of motor oil! Gwyneth Paltrow gets high and sells some Stank! Plus stupid state laws! Weed stories! Cows! And fish that look like weiners!
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Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell
Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson

Song:
"Run's House", by Run-DMC

AWW YEAH, AN ALL NEW BTFU HAS UPLOADED! CLICK THIS LINK TO LISTEN & HANG OUT WITH DOUG & ROB! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-18-lovable-strokable-sil…
IN THIS EPISODE~ Crazy chicks doing stupid sh*t in retail outlets! Rob falls asleep on his wife...again! Why Doug is CERTAIN that both Limp Bizkit AND Korn sucked! Rock musicians who have the NERVE to f**k with the classics! PLUS, Sex robots, sex robot group action, crappy home improvement warehouses and an all new edition of "How Bad Does It Suck?" with Rob!
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Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug Campbell
Recorded & Produced by Grant Wilson

Closing Song: "Let The Rhythm Hit 'Em", by Eric B & Rakim

BTFU IS BACK! CLICK HERE TO HANG WITH US! https://www.spreaker.com/…/7338…/episode-17-horny-old-people
IN THIS EPISODE~ The Flu Bug hits the Doug & Rob Households full tilt, Rob's Lovely Wife stops by for a surprise visit, and Rob gets chastised by a Bible Thumper!
PLUS~ Septuagenarians with Super sex-drives, really offensive jokes, GIGANTIC male members and the weird stuff Americans crammed into their own orifices in 2019...ON PURPOSE.
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Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell
Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson

Outro Song:
"Ghost Deini", by Ghostface Killah

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IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob gets fit, and Doug gets horrified by weird stuff celebrities do with their extremities! (Of which ROB seems to have an unhealthily detailed knowledge).
PLUS~ we'll play another round of "Shut The F**k Up, Donnie!", LSD gone wrong in an amusement park, The World's Worst Haunted Attraction, fossilized Viking Poop and MORE!

Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug Campbell
Recorded & Produced by Grant Wilson

AW YEAH! ROB & DOUG ARE BACK! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN: https://www.spreaker.com/…/…/ep-fifteen-well-shes-german-hot
IN THIS EPISODE~ Doug gets conscripted into hard labor by a lazy cop! Rob busts his ass! Social Media Weirdness! Plus: Cocaine makes the news~Twice! Fugitives! Rob's personal hygiene routine! Strange chicks with questionable proclivities! JOIN THE FUN!

~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell
~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson

*Song~ "Smash The Crowd", by Public Enemy