MARTELLE'S GREAT-GRANDPA HARBORED AN OLD SCHOOL MOBSTER?!

On this Episode Martelle and Randy Talk about beer. Randy doesn't like most beer, Martelle doesn't like domestic "yak piss" beer, and its #PSL season. Look out for those basic bitches.

Martelle reads News Headlines and Randy dishes out some fun facts. We also find out that Martelle has some history with a true American gangster.

NEWS:

Officers seize 3 king cobras, 300 other reptiles from home
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Officers-seize-3-king-cobras-other-reptiles-from-13146605.php

Retiree mounts 11 phones to bicycle to play 'Pokemon Go'

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/08/09/Retiree-mounts-11-phones-to-bicycle-to-play-Pokemon-Go/6831533829660/?sl=14

Police interrupt attempted mid-road 'Keke Challenge'

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/08/07/Police-interrupt-attempted-mid-road-Keke-Challenge/7281533663807/?sl=14

Beaches closed after 'Volkswagen' sized shark sighting

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/08/07/Beaches-closed-after-Volkswagen-sized-shark-sighting/1081533658626/

https://www.wjbf.com/news/weird-news/ohio-man-doesn-t-let-broken-water-main-interrupt-shower/1357039803

On today's episode Martelle and Randy play a new game with Urban Dictionary, and we have another round of "What chaps my cheeks."

Urban Dictionary Game

Randy's Score 1 1/2

Bonus

What Chaps my Cheeks

Jono Callow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_Hw8l01LI

The Mission in Mexico where you can donate: https://www.one27foundation.org/

Episode 10

On today's episode Martelle and Randy play a new game with Urban Dictionary, and we have another round of "What chaps my cheeks."

Urban Dictionary Game
Jangry (1/4)
I'm Thirsty (1)
Mexican Pancake (0)
Salty Blowhole (1/4)

Randy's Score 1 1/2

Bonus
Snarfing - https://bit.ly/2ONxiRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfVVjpVZP8I

What Chaps my Cheeks
• People whom get upset you unfollowed them on FaceBook.
• Friends who claim to support friends with business but don't.

Jono Callow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_Hw8l01LI
Fort Pastor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsSUr7ChMPI
Big Kettle Drum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0uLwxOXCw&t=81s
Doc Spartan Shark Tank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyyODpokJzA

The Mission in Mexico where you can donate: https://www.one27foundation.org/

Martelle and Randy start a new segment called "What Chaps My Cheeks" We talk about Flag Football. Martelle said he would suit up in football pads and how are participation awards a thing in Middle school and up?

Episode 9

Martelle and Randy start a new segment called "What Chaps My Cheeks" We talk about Flag Football. Martelle said he would suit up in football pads and how are participation awards a thing in Middle school and up?

On this episode Martelle and Randy invite Randy's buddies Hoop and G.W to sit down and discuss Sports Conspiracy around Patrick Ewing 1985 NBA Draft and long debate of whose better Jordan or Lebron. G.W. tells a story about Randy eating some 20 year old Topps bubble gum and Randy bought some Pop Rocks.

https://www.si.com/longform/2015/1985/ewing/index.html

https://youtu.be/bX1kMlG8c7Y

THE GREAT DEBATE: who's better Jordan or Lebron

https://sportsworld.nbcsports.com/michael-jordan-vs-lebron-james/

http://www.landofbasketball.com/player_comparison/lebron_james_vs_michael_jordan.htm

https://youtu.be/icf9-GCP2M0

Episode 8

On this episode Martelle and Randy invite Randy's buddies Hoop and G.W to sit down and discuss Sports Conspiracy around Patrick Ewing 1985 NBA Draft and long debate of whose better Jordan or Lebron. G.W. tells a story about Randy eating some 20 year old Topps bubble gum and Randy bought some Pop Rocks.

https://www.si.com/longform/2015/1985/ewing/index.html

https://youtu.be/bX1kMlG8c7Y

THE GREAT DEBATE: who's better Jordan or Lebron

https://sportsworld.nbcsports.com/michael-jordan-vs-lebron-james/

http://www.landofbasketball.com/player_comparison/lebron_james_vs_michael_jordan.htm

https://youtu.be/icf9-GCP2M0

Martelle, Randy and Garett sit down to discuss the internet rumor that Avril Lavigne is dead and has been replaced by Melissa Vandella, Kurt Cobain is really Rivers Cuomo and Former President Barack Obama was a Time traveler.... Whhhhaaa?

Avril Lavigne

Kurt Cobain

Obama and Time Travel

Episode 7

Martelle, Randy and Garett sit down to discuss the internet rumor that Avril Lavigne is dead and has been replaced by Melissa Vandella, Kurt Cobain is really Rivers Cuomo and Former President Barack Obama was a Time traveler.... Whhhhaaa?

Avril Lavigne
https://youtu.be/JQoYpqTXIiA
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/avril-lavigne-dead-conspiracy-theory/
https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2017/may/15/avril-lavigne-melissa-cloning-conspiracy-theories
https://noisey.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/r7pebb/was-avril-lavigne-killed-off-and-replaced-with-an-actress

Kurt Cobain
https://youtu.be/5v_txWc3KII
Soaked in Bleach
www.netflix.com/title/80057508

Obama and Time Travel
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/45878146/ns/technology_and_science-space/t/conspiracy-theory-obama-went-mars-teen/

Martelle and Randy are joined by the one and only Garett on today's show to talk about conspiracy theories. G also goes on a 20 Minute informational piece about Flat Earthers... so stick around for that!

Some of the topics we cover today and for up coming shows are.

• Avril Lavigne: Did she say see you later boy?

Two High-Altitude Balloon Videos we mentioned during the show.

Flat Earth from High-Altitude Balloon

High Altitude Weather Balloon Takes HD Camera to the Edge of Space

Episode 6