Geoff and Gabe kick off the regular season just like Gabe starts every year: trying not to think about the Jets. Instead, they go over their expectations for the first game of the NFL season now that Zack Martin has been ruled out with COVID, and Gabe shares a Tom Brady conspiracy theory. Geoff compares Mac Jones’ week one matchup, the Dolphins, to Trevor Lawrence’s matchup, the Texans, but reminds you that there’s no such thing as an easy win in the NFL.

The Chiefs may have five new starters on their O line, but Geoff is still picking them to beat the Browns in the Schwartz Bowl, and on Moving the Line, Geoff picks QBs over 35 to outperform QBs under 23 this year and shares a valuable lesson that he learned at Oregon for all the college students listening: you have to go to class to get good grades.

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