"I can put a price tag of $4,000 on a grilled cheese, but it don't make it luxury cuisine." 😄 On the show today... A1A Harley Road trip story for the ages, Claude's mama was a microchip, and safety gear is not supposed to kill you. Thanks for checking out the podcast today. I appreciate you downloading this over a thousand times.

“I want to see a guy hit a baseball so hard that it changes weather patterns in Peru.” 😂 Why is my his head growing, Call of Duty needs my whole house, and yes rechargeable legs beat cardio. A lot happening in the world today. Thank you for your subscription to the page.

"Steven Seagal looked like a mall manager and somehow defeated 19 armed men."  🤣 Men don't need therapy, downtowns need people, and emotional support brisket is amazing! Thanks for your time today! Thanks for subscribing to my Spotify page.

Downtown Denver is selling skyscrapers for a fraction of their former value. America finally picked the greatest action movie ever made. And men continue treating anxiety with grills, watches, and projects instead of therapy.

In this episode of Bud Ford Comedy: downtown revitalization, Terminator 2, Steven Seagal, Home Depot dads, and emotional support smokers.

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"Michigan names sound like a Wi-Fi password that expired in the middle of pronunciation." 😂 That's one of my favorite lines from the show today. Naked people look guilty, Degrees with weather warnings, and 24% APR is a great rate on a Jetski. 🤣

"Today's vehicles, the headlights will just stop working if they feel threatened." 😂 That's one of my favorite lines from the show today. Nascar Batman, Flat-tire Olympics, and we hire people who do nothing! I also included a classic radio/parenting story. I hope you enjoy the show today. We crossed 1000 downloads for the show today!!!! Thank you. I really appreciate your time. Thanks for giving it a try on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

AI powered Robot Pants, Your fridge knows where you are, and the Siri struggle is real! If you’ve ever yelled at Siri, loved Prison Break, or secretly wanted robot legs… this episode is for you. “Siri still struggles like your uncle doing self-checkout.” 🤣 “In the 90's, you could escape prison with a map and confidence.” Those are 2 of my favorite lines from the show today.

“One cousin sleeping near the toaster. That’s the future.” 👀 😂 That's one of my favorite lines from the show. From Tesla-driving bodybuilders, to Pizza Hut Friday nights I covered a lot of ground today. I also give you a secret that will unlock doors...for real. Thanks for your time, and for subscribing to @budfordcomedy. “This truck looks like it invades small countries on the weekend.” 🤣

“The place once survived entirely on hope, cigarettes, and buffet shrimp.” 🎰 😂 “Bugs outside? Nature. Bugs inside? Border crisis.” Those are some of the funny lines in the podacst today. Primm, NV could cease to exist as a city next week, bugs crossed the line, and matching retirement haircuts were the topics up for discussion today. I appreciate your time, and subscription to the channel today! @budfordcomedy

If you’ve ever driven from LA to Vegas, fought a mosquito at 2 a.m., or watched somebody retire directly into a bait shop wardrobe… this episode is for you. #BudFordComedy #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #Vegas #PrimmNevada #RoadTrip #RetirementHumor #BugProblems #ObservationalComedy #FunnyPodcast #CasinoLife #GenXComedy #Retirement #LasVegas #RoadTripComedy #SpiderProblems #FunnyClips #PodcastComedy #ArizonaComedy #NostalgiaComedy

“Every website now sounds like it was written by an emotionally supportive microwave.” 😂 🤖 AI sounds a little too emotional, Home ownership is a scam, and wallpaper returns like a toxic ex! Thanks for supporting @budfordcomedy.

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AI bagel captions, homeownership nightmares, bad renovations, Carvana selling new cars, and the slow death of the dealership experience. Bud Ford breaks down why AI still sounds fake, why owning a house is financial whack-a-mole, and why buying a car online might be the future nobody wanted but everybody understands.

“Cruises are the closest thing adults have to being rescued zoo animals.” 🚢 😎 Good news for coffee drinkers, changes in cruising, and the whole town acted like Satan won a zoning dispute. This is a funny show, and I appreciate you subscribing and sharing.