We’re back, and this one’s got it all: the Leafs are flying, Ovi’s breaking records, the NFL is on crack, and our Masters Draft might’ve just ruined our friendship. Let’s ride. 🐎
🏒 Leafs Weekly Rundown – Big-time dub over Florida (even with half their squad in the ICU), total domination of Columbus, and Anthony Stolarz is low-key turning into Carey Price?? Tavares looks 25 again, Matthews is back in beast mode, and will Willy hit 50? Also: the Leafs clinch a playoff spot for the 9th straight year—last time that happened...
And the Atlantic? Still ours… for now.
🔥 Ovi Breaks Gretzky’s Record – Most goals in NHL history with one team. Unreal. Can Matthews catch him? Probably not. But let’s lie to ourselves.
🎓 Frozen Four & Baby Prospects – Leonard to the Caps, Perreault to the Rangers, Fowler to the Habs. The next wave of NHL stars is landing—who’s gonna win the national title?
🏈 NFL Offseason Chaos – Fuck James Cook. Trey Lance somehow has another team, Joe Milton’s headed to Dallas for good vibes only, and the Tush Push might get banned because grown men keep crying. Also: Julio Jones retires (for real?), Breece Hall rumors are flying, and the NFL Draft is getting messy.
⛳ Masters Draft Mayhem – It’s that time. Scheffler is inevitable, Rory is lurking, and Jackson vs. Ryan in the annual Buds Mafia Masters Draft gets spicy. Someone’s buying drinks. Someone’s rage-quitting golf.
🚨 Penalty Box – To all the new golfers out there: figure it out.
💸 Lock of the Week & Bet the Farm – Ryan is 1-11. Jackson is 4-8. This gambling run is colder than a January Leafs matinee, but we keep firing. Ride with us (or fade us, honestly).
🎧 Listen now before the takes get cold. Or flagged. Or both.