Buffy the Gilmore Slayer: A Buffy and Gilmore Girls Podcast

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We have ANOTHER new multi-episode mystery to solve at the behest of ANOTHER Heart College faculty widow? It could be Tall-Ass Jail Josh who did the murder, or perhaps Felix Downs? Weevil's stance on whether or not he's willing to do crime is a bit all over the place these days. And we almost had to pause in the middle of this episode to make peanut butter cookies.

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Veronica very easily convinces Weevil to return to a life of crime and then finds… God? Meanwhile, Daddy Mars sneakily investigates a woman's Volvo. Wouldya look at that? The dumpster woman is back again! And Stacey is very confused about Madison and Aspen, though not in the way you may think. 

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Veronica helps a Battlestar Galactica-obsessed boy find the love of his life. Meanwhile Daddy Mars impersonates a police officer!? Daddy's so naughty this season! We're giving up on shipping the ship. Do you ship the ship? And Bryan shows off how "knowledgeable" he is about makeup.  

For those of you only listening, Stacey was very aggressive with her pointer finger up top. 

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So sorry! We're clearly wearing our mics (in the video, trust us), but we realized afterwards that they were not hooked up to the camera properly, so this episode is unfortunately just regular-ass iPhone audio.  

Veronica helps solve a monkey mystery for Gil Thomas Douglas Gregory Lawrence, while Daddy Mars investigates the death of Principal Cowboy Man Dean. Mac is back and has a new love interest. She should probably keep tabs on his relationship with his sister though. While at a party, Veronica has a whole existential crisis about what her life is. Who turns their phone off!? Oh, also! Upon further investigation the other guy surfing with Dick and Logan was Chip, the frat guy!? He obviously hasn't had much of an impact on us or looks very different in a wet suit. 

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So we ended up cutting something from the last episode, cuz ONE OF US (Bryan) didn't think it would be important or come back, but it sure did! Now we're wondering if this nasty turd mystery is gonna come back. Bryan has an interesting theory about the Rider Strong prisoner experiment. And we're very interested in the deal with the creepy cigar man. 

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This week Veronica and Daddy Mars solve the case of the missing rich lady, and a new Daddy enters the ring, Daddy Nanny! Veronica briefly gets kidnapped by a mountain man, but it's not what you think. Wallace briefly shows up to not help with some math. Also we're getting a whole lot of the Dean and not a whole lot of the actors listed in the opening credits. 

Here's the TikTok we were referencing in our test. Have you seen?

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The mystery of the week features a couple, Sully and Meryl…. This show is clearly out of names. Bryan struggles with names a bit in this one. (You won't believe who he calls Melissa.) Daddy Mars faces the TERRIFYING task of breaking up with someone. And in general, the goings-on in these dorms are pretty silly, aren't they, guys?

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Dang! EVERYONE is involved in some sort of cheating scandal! Veronica's hair looks fantastic. It's too much! Seriously, this Dean character has SO much going on in his life. And we got mics! (which we need to learn to be cognizant of when rubbing each others' chests and having tummy grumbles) We'll try to be a little more careful with bumping them, and there does seem to be a slight hum, which we think we can fix in future episodes. Hopefully this improves your auditory experience a bit. Let us know what you think!

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Veronica investigates the case of her stolen necklace as well as the overall season mystery, or IS it!? Daddy Mars helps Veronica's Dean kidnap a man to steal his bone marrow? WTF is happening!? Wallace is kinda doin' his own thing this season. (cheating at passion we're just finding out about) And Bryan wants to talk about Shepherd Book for some reason?

Correction: Bryan was confused. The “tutor” does not returnthe money. The TA shows up at the door with an envelope. Maybe a letter from the teacher saying they need to talk?

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Much to Veronica's dismay, Logan comes over for a meal with her and her father. And hold up, there are TWO LOGANS!!?!? In this episode!!?!?! Daddy Mars gets rather flirty with a former costar. And one of us is sick. Bet you can't guess who!

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