Cummings is out of the woodwork and so are we. Join us for a one-off session by the Thames. 

Rudolf the super smart bug. Dressing up cats as family members. When is a lie a good lie? Beware the Krampus.

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Christmas is cancelled and not because of a woke mob or Shariah law. Mutant strain is not the full story. Our government will never stop bullshitting us. Some consolations. 

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Rules that might as well be written in hieroglyphics. New surveillance powers set alarm bells ringing. Shine comes off Dishy Swoonak. Military confrontation with France over fish.

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Celebrities getting vaccinated live on air in gameshow format. The resistance has resorted to tambourines. Fans return to football and ruin it. The Scottish guide to bug etiquette. 

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National lockdown ends in tiers. The ethics and logistics of a moron ban. Wuhan walrus show. Villains of the week featuring Sir Philip Green. Is communism the bug's kryptonite?

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Government negotiates WW1-style Christmas truce with the virus.

Our guest from the bug capital of America says Disney on Ice will go ahead. Trump sells out supporters with veiled concession. Have the deep state got to him too?

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Edible antibodies raise fears of possible zombie situation. "More people may die" predicts Joe 'the oracle' Biden. Government ditches Cummings, gives juicy contracts to its friends. Why the printing press spelled trouble for witches.   

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Do any Republicans have the bottle to go round Trump's house, stick the kettle on, and tell him the show's over? Who's side are the military on, and should we arm the moderates? Eggheads announce bug cure but the timing is curious. Flower baskets cause unrest in Zone 4.   

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The new president is...Captain Tom Moore??!? Britain back under house arrest. Nigel Farage finds new Army of the Damned. Sheffield ravers undeterred by fines.

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