We may never know why God made birds so nasty, but in this week’s episode of Build-a-Band, we do learn an important lesson in personal responsibility when Michael Bublé gets a little too jazzy and the consequences of our all-night barn raves finally catch up with us. Until the farmer shuts us down, we’re here to […]

Step right up and get your ticket for the greatest show on earth! Build-a-Band is back with a spectacular circus of sounds guaranteed to boggle even the most skeptical mind. Gaze on in astonishment as Carson Daly communes with a swarm of prescient, poptimist bees. Marvel at the man with the Radio head (but like…literally). […]

Get mad! You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes a brass bandicoot to sell real estate. Or in our case, to Build a Band. Put the coffee down and join us for a (slightly abbreviated) new episode, bringing you the leads on a spacey soundtrack for your interstellar cruise and a […]

Do you ever felt like you just don’t fit in? Like the older folks in your Amish order just don’t get your newfangled homegrown dance music? Coming to theaters this summer, Build-a-Band brings you the heartwarming story of Adam, a Pennsylvania Dutchman who dances to his own barn-raising beat. In this week’s episode, get an […]

Whether you’re a lonely lounge-singing blowfish, a fine dwarven hip-hop duo, or a pair of dubiously literate tigers, we all have mountains to climb in this life–some metaphorical, and some all too real. In this week’s episode of Build-a-Band, we finally face our own mountain, a metaphor which here means being kidnapped by Spotify executives […]

In this week’s episode of Build-a-Band, Taylor tries to convert Chris to the Church of Ska, but their differences in theology (and fashion) prove to be irreconcilable, leaving them no other option but to BREAK UP forever. That, and Chris reveals an activation phrase that snaps Taylor out of the hypnotic comedy trance that made […]

Hold on a second–if it’s not your birthday, where did all these balloons and party games come from? On this week’s episode of Build-a-Band, the latest in drum machine technology allows us to sequence the musical genome of pixel art sprites, and it just might be hotter than Pictionary at your next slumber party. We’ve also […]

On this week’s episode of Build-a-Band, we’re rethinking our methods and aspirations. Why join the boring modern 1% when you can use deceptive concert marketing and experimental time travel technology to join the sexier ancient-er Roman 1%? If we can’t stop Ed Sheeran from magnetically stealing all the Grammys, can we at least trojan-horse our […]

With the world teetering on the brink of a trade war, it’s been a less-than-ideal economic week. Fortunately, here at Build-a-Band, we thrive on volatility and disruption! For this week’s episode, we’ve relocated our corporate headquarters to Mars, where regulations are as loose as the gravitational pull. Here we’re free to indulge in skate-prog solos, […]

Usually we’re all about sensations in the cultural sense, but this week’s episode of Build-a-Band is all physical, with a new line of products guaranteed to satisfy your senses. Enjoy soft ASMR jams in our proprietary anxiety-management vest, designed to bring you the relaxing rumble of a cat’s purr on demand. Hone your music taste […]