We riff on the garbage fire that is TLC's "90 Day Fiance" and Dave messages Nick's matches on Hinge to ask one unusually straightforward question.  --- Presented by MacroSound

Finding humor in road rage, unloading on families who vlog, and loyal listener D'Money calls in to teach Nick and Dave about the grapefruit technique. --- Presented by MacroSound 

Dave gets ghosted by a 23-year-old, Nick kisses a 75-year-old, and we jam up YouTube advice vlogger Darius M. --- Presented by MacroSound

Nick and Dave interview 40-year-old-virgin Scott "Skippy" Jessop of TLC's The Virgin Diaries, and jam up a meatsack "lifestyle coach" who goes by the name Alpha M. --- Presented by MacroSound

Exposing pedophiles on YouTube, Tito Ortiz struggles with talking, and the angriest man in Long Island gets jammed up at the bagel shop. --- Presented by MacroSound

Nick and Dave use ad revenue to buy and consume an entire eighth of weed over the span of the show. Plus, That Kid Creed resurfaces, Arnold Schwarzenegger gets off everywhere, and an ad is recorded live on-air. --- Presented by MacroSound

After 15 years with no communication, Nick finally spends a romantic, candle-lit evening with his biggest high school crush, Julie – where he proceeds to interview her for hours about why she rejected and “friend-zoned” him for years.

Incels, circumcision, and getting jammed up in the "friend zone". --- Presented by MacroSound

Going in on "pick-up artist" Tripp Kramer, giving someone the old tease and spank, and Nick jams up a patronizing dog trainer. --- Presented by MacroSound