It's the last Bunkum! You made it to the end! Congratulations! An epic quest! A monster to be slayed! A kingdom to save! A display of cowardice! Bunkum goes out with a bang AND a whimper! Bye, everybody! Be sure to listen to my current and better scripted comedy podcast, The Restory of History's Mysteries!

A voyage of discovery! The founding of a new colony! Imperial expansion without the hindsight of 21st century multiculturalism! Hooray! A feast to welcome the new neighbors! Long distance relationships! An awkward situation comes to a head! Bunkum is the wacky neighbor of podcasts!

Home improvement! A relaxing stroll through a house in progress! Brilliantly revolutionary architecture! How do they do it?!? Bunkum is on the cutting edge of making stuff up!

A secret agent! A counteragent infiltration! Tracking down a mole! Cool fancy gadgets! A conspiracy that goes all the way to the bottom! Hey, get away from that bottom! Bunkum is basically a five-year-old with a better vocabulary!

A stroll through the classifieds! A spooky market! All sorts of strange items! A dusty old lamp and its genie tenant! Everything you ever wanted at your fingertips! A happy ending for almost everyone! Bunkum brings utopias to fruition!

There's no sponsor this week! It's all ad-free! High culture! Dan says Richard III instead of Richard II! A boxing drama! A medical service! A word from a for-real god! Bunkum is just oozing with excitement! We should really get it looked at!

Listener questions! A strange case of what must be mistaken identity! A doppelganger! What are the odds? Oh, not that unreasonable, really! Unjustly imprisoned! A suspenseful escape attempt! Bunkum keeps you in...........

It's a fantasy adventure! Magic and monsters! Dice and dungeons! A tabletop RPG that goes sideways! Awfully darn close to a normal yet still entertaining sketch! Good job, Dan! Bunkum rolls a natural 20 on bad metaphors!

Our Man loooooves playing the lottery! I think it's a sensory thing! All that scratching! A sudden influx of liquid assets! A first-class elite tour of the land of wonders! Entering the viral class! The glorious transfer of wealth! Bunkum is your pass to the good life!

MacArthur Genius Grant-winning poetry! Hercules performs amazing feats! His neighbors are not so pleased! Someone call Terry Gilliam! The lines between reality and madness are getting blurry up in here! Bunkum has convinced itself it has Munchausen syndrome!