Buns n Guns

Scientifically-based reasons why it’s better dating younger men and 6 rules I live by to be an ethical cougar

I answer advice question from a guy who was medically retired from the military, then found out his wife was cheating on him, and then his wife took their son and left him. Is there any recovering from this?

Mistakes are inevitable for everyone, but these are the most common that can actually be deal breakers. You want to get in that Cougar’s bed? Make sure you play it smart.

ARE YOU READY KIDS?! Me and my main piece of man beef reviewed Spongebob parody porn:

- We lobby for Squidward tentacle porn

- I fall in love with Woodrocket Porn

- Taking Fenugreek to increase your load size

- Giving your kids Benadryl to make them sleep so you can have sex

1. We debate the “glug glug gag” sounds in porn blow jobs

2. We establish the Asshole Rating System - a star-rating system for the porn we review

3. The return of pussy hair

4. Jason’s mom makes an unexpected guest appearance

5. Prostitute pussy back in Jesus times must’ve been rank

6. The poor decorum of finishing on your niece’s face

We review Kelsie Monroe’s film - being chased by a dinosaur on a hoverboard

My cub Jason joins me to talk potluck orgies, sweaty preacher balls, and butt hole pictures. We answer two listener emails - a girl getting over the aftermath of a toxic relationship, and a guy who’s been going HAM on the extramarital affairs.

Today I answer a question I get a lot - how I maintain relationships with multiple cubs while managing the feel

Where to find older women - cougars and MILFS - how to pick them up, and what to do/not do

Ep. 11 Sexless marriages, from both sexes perspectives. My guest is my friends with benefits, and we were each in sexless marriages where we were the partners being turned down for sex. We talk the effects of being in a sexless marriages, effects on the kids, and what it’s like to leave those marriages.